vegan

i am a vegan. and i am cool. be like me.

my name is jen. i am pretty. because i am a vegan.

by jen April 10, 2005

vegan

basically, an insane vegetarian

Coach Bittner told Jared that vegans were not insane vegetarians, but he was wrong. Jared is always right!!

by Jared May 13, 2005

vegan

self-entitled individuals filled with hubris who abstain from consuming animal-based products, who promote themselves to a moral standard the rest of us can only dream of achieving.

Geoff was indignant that the batch of cookies his co-worker brought to the office didn't include a vegan option.

Ashleigh declared, repeatedly, that being vegan is the best way to live, thereby completely discounting 200,000 years of human evolution.

by Cynic1978 July 5, 2016

vegan

an ethically and philosophically superior being who eschews the consumption of all animal products including meat, fish, eggs, milk, cheese, butter, leather. this includes chicken you lame ass pesudo vegetarians!

i m vegan and and you should be too.

by z May 13, 2005

vegan

Noun. A vegetarian who doesn't like you.

"Hey, she's cute. You think she'd go out with me?"

"No way, man. She's a vegan."

by SkippyD1 February 9, 2008

vegan

vegan: a perosn who chooses to live life differntly and is constantly harrased by meat eaters ... who B***h and complain about vegans being nazis. VEgans are SOMIN'N HOT you can only achieve the greatest point of hotness if u where vegan ! TAKE THAT U UN-HOT MEAT EATERS !!

vegan people have reached the ultimate stage of humanity and hotness.

by Raynasoycandy May 2, 2006

vegan

A vegan is a pot smoking liberal, living in a drug induced fantacy world where eating meat is wrong. To hell with the fact that meat has been eaten since the dawn of time by carnivores of all types. These people are dangerous, and must committed to a mental institution before they ruin the country.

Look, that lion just ate that vegan...how ironic is that?

by everynameitryistaken May 6, 2006