Geo-Targeted Asian Sex Consolidation

This occurs when men go into their dating apps and change all of their settings to ONLY target Asian women. This will allow the male to acquire Asians at scale and set up multiple dating opportunities in a short period of time.

This strategy works best when it is executed by a white male over 6 feet tall in a large metropolitan area.

Person 1 - Hey man I'm working on a Geo-Targeted Asian Sex Consolidation. I'm hoping for good results.
Person 2 - Dude we're in San Francisco - there are Asians everywhere! You are going to clean up!

by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020

twagie

a twat wedgie
also known as a camel toe

ew you have a twagie. is your crotch hungry? cause its eating your pants!

by eat skeet February 6, 2007

targeé

Fancy way of saying target (the store).

O yeah im going to Targeé

by Ali G's Main man Alex January 10, 2005

Twaggot

n. any person/persons that know what Twitter is or use it personally. Also anyone that votes down on this word is a Twaggot

DudeA: Have you heard about this Twitter shit!?

DudeB: I hear all the sheeple talking bout it but I'm glad I'm still in the 26% of people that don't know what Twitter is.

DudeA: Ya... anyone that knows what it is, is a flaming Twaggot!!!

by DudeA May 6, 2009

target cart attendant

The bitch of Target stores. Specialized in bringing carts into the store, taking carts for repairs, cleaning carts, restroom checkups, hangers, defectives, spills, baskets, trash, carry outs, carry ins, and anything that dosen't fit another team members' job description. The lowely recruit for Target stores.

That cart attendant is so sexy outside right now, jeesh.

by Target Cart Attendant March 26, 2005

Target Syndrome

The phenomenon that occurs when a person walks into target knowing what to buy and leaves spending a lot more money and buying more things than expected.

I went to target to pick up a dish rack and some paper towels. I walked out with a dish rack, paper towels, sheets, comforter, barbecue grill, and a shredder. Looks like I have target syndrome.

by Niqsta June 29, 2010

Tittie Twanger

When a man proceeds to slap his meat against a woman’s breast

I gave my girlfriend a huge tittie twanger last night.

by MunnzysMemes June 21, 2019