Twarg is a word used in the 1800's by societies elitist women meaning a woman that enjoys taking penis in both holes at once.
Countess Natasha Rostova enjoys having the penis of Pierre Bezukhov in her butthole and the penis of Dolokhov in her vagina at the same time. She prefers Dolokhov in her vagina because he is much better looking and a real rapscallion! Of course, this is a drawing room activity Helene had once mentioned to Natasha, as a way to drudge Natasha's image through the streets of Moscow. However, Natasha had become very fond of the activity, and thus would become known as a twarg.
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The outrageous assumption that your people own and have discovered everything.
Women were considered as baby making machines; even though they were Targaryens. A saying in classical Targaryen is:
Striḥ asmākaṃ raktaṃ asmākaṃ balaṃ yoniṃ ca sarvaṃ kintu Purṣaḥ sarvaṃ soubhāgyaṃ dharayanti
Which means:
“Women have our strength, blood, fierceness and 100% of the yoni; but men hold all of the privilege.”
They incestuously intermarried to keep their bloodline pure and developed genetic diseases which they kept as a secret among themselves.
They said of themselves:
“Every time a Targaryen is born the Gods toss a coin and the world holds its breath.”
Their dragons and well trained police force, The Gold Cloaks, kept law and order. Gold Cloaks were famous for extra judicial killings, and summary judgements and executions of accused criminals on the street level. This became known as the “street justice of the Thick Gold Wall.
Whoever the Targaryens conquered, they claimed their achievements and enslaved the people.
When there was no one else to dominate they began to fight among themselves destroying both dragons the Targaryen bloodline. Without their dragons, they were less than the people they had conquered. Without their dominant presence the world divided itself into seven kingdoms.
Wars were fought to redefine privilege. But, Targaryen Privilege died with the last dragon and the last Targaryen.
The outrageous assumption that your people own and have discovered everything.
Women were considered as baby making machines; even though they were Targaryens. A saying in classical Targaryen is:
Striḥ asmākaṃ raktaṃ asmākaṃ balaṃ yoniṃ ca sarvaṃ kintu Purṣaḥ sarvaṃ soubhāgyaṃ dharayanti
Which means:
“Women have our strength, blood, fierceness and 100% of the yoni; but men hold all of the privilege.”
They incestuously intermarried to keep their bloodline pure and developed genetic diseases which they kept as a secret among themselves.
They said of themselves:
“Every time a Targaryen is born the Gods toss a coin and the world holds its breath.”
Their dragons and well trained police force, The Gold Cloaks, kept law and order. Gold Cloaks were famous for extra judicial killings, and summary judgements and executions of accused criminals on the street level. This became known as the “street justice of the Thick Gold Wall.
Whoever the Targaryens conquered, they claimed their achievements and enslaved the people.
When there was no one else to dominate they began to fight among themselves destroying both dragons the Targaryen bloodline. Without their dragons, they were less than the people they had conquered. Without their dominant presence the world divided itself into seven kingdoms.
Wars were fought to redefine privilege. But, Targaryen Privilege died with the last dragon and the last Targaryen.
Question: Man, why was Lovecraft Country cancelled after a successful first season; but, Game of Thrones got an entire prequel series after a disastrous season eight?
Answer: Targaryen Privilege, man; frikin’ Targaryen Privilege!!!!!!
Answer: Targaryen Privilege, man; frikin’ Targaryen Privilege!!!!!!
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A not so great poop. Similar to a gorgle, a fecal deposit that is neither relieving nor refreshing. A rather unpleasant experience.
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Irish slang. Especially in Dublin.
Irish slang. Especially in Dublin.
-Have you asked Fiona to stop stealing your lunch?
-Not yet. I'm a little afraid of her. She's an awful targer.
-Not yet. I'm a little afraid of her. She's an awful targer.
by MasterJackeen January 25, 2014
Get the Targer mug.is a moustache-goatee combination, the two having to be linked together in order to give the appearance of the mouth being the bullseye, the actual target for the dick.
I saw the Rockies beat the Padres last night, and man I haven't seen such a vast array of dick targets since my last visit to the Castro district.
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Primarily used by african-american people to insult people who derived from the anglo-saxons; as if a cup of tea which is usually black has been diluted with milk.
The plural of targus is 'targi'
Primarily used by african-american people to insult people who derived from the anglo-saxons; as if a cup of tea which is usually black has been diluted with milk.
The plural of targus is 'targi'
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Get the Targus mug.1. Another Term for one's Appendix; human anatomy term.
2. A word that substitutes cuss words and acts as an adjective.
3. A term for a slab of unpleasant meat like that formerly sold at dollar tree
4. Anything its perceived to be(meat, appendix, adjectives, scent, etc.)
2. A word that substitutes cuss words and acts as an adjective.
3. A term for a slab of unpleasant meat like that formerly sold at dollar tree
4. Anything its perceived to be(meat, appendix, adjectives, scent, etc.)
1. Napoli: "Imma get my Tsargeedle removed"
Warfroi: "aight but who the fuck asked?"
2. Ron: "it smells like Tsargeedle in here"
Fetucci: "nigga the fuck?"
3. Garlini:"I can't afford no damn new york steak, let me buy some tsargeedle"
Warfoi: "buy some for me!"
4. Dick: "My Tsargeedle(penis) has an infection"
Napoli: "You need some yeast cream"
Warfroi: "aight but who the fuck asked?"
2. Ron: "it smells like Tsargeedle in here"
Fetucci: "nigga the fuck?"
3. Garlini:"I can't afford no damn new york steak, let me buy some tsargeedle"
Warfoi: "buy some for me!"
4. Dick: "My Tsargeedle(penis) has an infection"
Napoli: "You need some yeast cream"
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