totaled

To destroy something beyond recognition.

Dave totaled his car. It was a complete write off.

by Anonymous September 1, 2003

totaled

1. State of complete intoxication (ie, hammered, floored, wasted, smashed, destroyed, etc...).

2. When the total cost of repairs to a vehicle excedes the total appraissed value of the vehicle.

3. On a driving penalty scale, one up from DWI 3rd offense, one down from attempted automotive manslaughter (except in states where the above are equivalent).

1. I got so totaled I passed out on the bar last night.

2. My insurance provider told me to start looking for a new car when I totaled mine.

3. Al: I was drinking and driving last night, and something bad happened.
Bob: DWI, AGAIN??
Al: Nah, I totaled my car.

by Al October 14, 2003

tootlemootle

A name you would give to someone you are incredibly fond of and are very comfortable with. Commonly used in Narnia. Plural: Tootlemootles.

"Are we still tootlemootles, Sherlock?"

"Yes.Sadly we are only tootlemootles, John."

by llamas&lions September 11, 2015

totpole

a grade-a mehas, aka brightgolder or m-dash

I dug up some real dirt on that ToTpole... check his itch.io

by maximosoxxxx March 17, 2020

Tottle

Someone who says something that so idiotic and stupid its unbelievable

A: Did u know cats have superpowers that allows em to fly, thats why they jump so higj

B: Oh my soul, u such a tottle

by Chonky chunk June 28, 2020

Shaftage Totale

1. an occurence of an extreme disappointment.
2. drawing the short straw.
3. occures when you are completely screwed over i.e. dos sabados para change purse mexicana.

Aw man why did you tray me Tiny? What a shaftage totale!

by Chet Willyamz April 10, 2003

Cup-O-Tootles

The act of expelling gas from one's anus into one's cupped hands then proceeding to smother said hands into the nasal cavities of an unsuspecting victim.

After along of drinking and eating Indian Food, Rob returned home to find his roommate Fernando asleep on the couch. There was no other option but to administer a hot cup-o-tootles.

by robomo January 10, 2011