Tottle

An industry word for a type of bottle (often used for ketchup, shampoo, etc) that can sit on the cap end. While a "bottle" sits on its "bottom" and has a cap at the top, a "tottle" sits on its "top," which is also the cap.

Example1:

Q- So if a Tottle sits on its top, why don't they call it a "topple"?

A- Then people might think it would fall over... but it won't!

Example2: I never have to shake up my ketchup now that I bought it in a tottle!

by wired1000 February 12, 2010

Tottle

Someone who says something that so idiotic and stupid its unbelievable

A: Did u know cats have superpowers that allows em to fly, thats why they jump so higj

B: Oh my soul, u such a tottle

by Chonky chunk June 28, 2020

Tottle

tottle: to leave. or tottles, as in goodbye.

"well i must tottle."
"okay buddy, tottles"

by The Gimp's Sleeping March 13, 2009

Tottle

To have intercourse with inanimate objects pertaining to the category of video games. Mainly Nintendo game cartridges and inside the game input slot on the console.

(opens door to friends bedroom without knocking)

"OH...... oh god.... OH FUCK MAN! are you tottleing that Double Dragon cartridge?!"

"no dude.... it's Zelda, chill...."

by Tim (ya its me adam ) Murphy February 03, 2010

Full tottle

Having an explosive diarrhoea episode

He just went full tottle in his pants

by Snoz1988 October 07, 2019

wanky tottle

Something random that comes out of a persons mouth when they get cruuuunk.

Oh my G-d, I love you guyyssssssss! WANKY TOTTLE.

by Anouk September 19, 2005

Tottle

What one hit finn does to his baseball swing that makes him get only one hit while he bats 4th with a .162 average. After this horrendous playing he goes home and eats mac and cheese while drinking starbucks rainbow frappe.

wow look at finns shitty tottle he fucking sucks

by Finn Sucks October 05, 2020