topeka

new name for google as of April 1, 2010

"dude, whats that actors name?!"

"i dont know man, why don't you Topeka it!"

by toometoexplain April 1, 2010

tope

to be tight and dope at the same time.

i am a tope baller. I am tope at video games. That is a tope shirt man.

by joe mccurdy December 15, 2007

topen

a cap or cover for a ballpoint pen, marker or other writing instrument or any other device; a lid. (from: to + open "to open"). pronounced: toe-pun

The topen did not fit the pen tightly, so it came off easily and fell off.

by namklaw January 14, 2012

topixploitation

The exploxploitation of topix.com to spread local rumors about people. Shockingly popular with topix users.

A typical topixploitation:

lolz: I heard the mayor's daughter has a blue waffle vag. She has no mother figure so she doesn't know how to keep herself clean.

wtf: OMG I must tell everybody in in this podunk town via the topix forum!

by topixploiter August 9, 2012

Topeted

Being completely drunk on the floor, giving two thumbs up!

Drunk Shitfaced Topete Topeted

by Topeted January 12, 2014

Topeka tumbler

When your shit is so long, it falls the opposite way and as it is falling it grazes the bottom of your ball sack

Bro after that Chipotle, I had my first Topeka tumbler on the shitter last night.

by SirJZ28 June 23, 2015

Topeka Creek Chub

A large, perfectly tapered floating turd which resembles a Midwestern bait fish.

Hey fellas, go check out the Topeka Creek Chub my mom left in the shitter!

by The Ol’ Dangler August 12, 2021