namklaw's definitions

ubgook

A person who sends writes letters, post cards, greeting cards, text messages etc. to him-/her-self, and pretends that the correspondence is from someone else.

Mr. Bean often sent a birthday card to himself. What an ubgook!

by namklaw January 14, 2012

cribave

A person who likes to put half-dead cockroaches inside a man's shorts or trousers

"Who's that cribave!?", Jom shrieked when he found a cockroach wriggling inside his shorts.

by namklaw January 26, 2011

autodefecate

involuntarily defecate usually in one's under-clothing; soil oneself; shit one's pants

Mr. Hervy discovered that he had autodefecated in the midst of an important meeting

by namklaw December 11, 2011

topen

a cap or cover for a ballpoint pen, marker or other writing instrument or any other device; a lid. (from: to + open "to open"). pronounced: toe-pun

The topen did not fit the pen tightly, so it came off easily and fell off.

by namklaw January 14, 2012