spargasm

a unique word for when a women recieves an orgasm from spargo, this is called a spargasm

smoking hot babe: get inside me

spargo: your ready for a spargasm?
smoking hot babe: i was born ready

by spiggy & oz September 13, 2012

Sargasm

Sudden torrent of laughter, brought on by comical sarcasm, whether unintentional or purposefully done.

student- "Teacher, why does school last so long?'
Teacher- "Because we, in the faculty, value our students, and aim to help them succeed, plus we just love spending time with them!"
Other faculty member then begins to suffer a sargasm, consisting of uproarious laughter, apparently from the falsity of their co-workers comment.

by Abraham Delacey June 28, 2011

Sargasm

Faking an orgasm; or, pretending to enjoy said orgasm but being extremely sarcastic about it.

Derived from the words "sarcastic" and "orgasm."

Nah, it was a sargasm. He's actually terrible in bed.

by WorldOfKelso July 3, 2010

sargasm

an extremely exaggerated, over-the-top orgasm, most commonly found in pornography, that leaves the man to believe that he has "done good work," while actually failing miserably.

male- "oh yeah baby! was that some of the best sex ever, or what?"

female- "hell no! have you ever heard of a sargasm? grow a couple inches and come back to me..."

by thegrandmalik22 October 21, 2009

star-gasm

A star-gasm is the awesome release of cum that occurs when a guy gets stoned, jacks off and blows his load -- he sees stars!

Wow! I smoked some Shake, had a cumgasm, and had a star-gasm!

by USAF Cadet January 18, 2021

Sargasm

Sarcasm done by none other than Sargon!

Guy 1: I don't like your sarcasm.
Sargon: It's called Sargasm and deal with it!

by SJFive0 March 7, 2010

Sargasm

(n) the act of saying something so sarcastic, it can only be defined as a sargasm (sgasm for short).
(n) an eruption of sarcasm.

No baby, I never talk to my exes. (Sargasm)

That chick is FUCKIN HOT...No dude, all girls have those lumps on their necks. Hit that shit. (Sargasm)

Me and my wife never argue.
Dude, cut the sargasm and tell us why she has 2 black eyes.

by Ziriken June 10, 2010