Shport

supporting - something we are forced to do at the york school

"we shport the york school"
"my friend falls asleep in her york school tight she shport's the york shhschool"

by guesss whooo April 10, 2005

Splort

When a male simultaneous ejaculates and emits flatulence. (Portmanteau of "splooge" and "fart").

Dude - "Hey man. Last night, when I was watching Grey's Anatomy... I splorted."
Bro - "Gross, wait... Why the fuck were you watching Grey's Anatomy, (insert generic comment about Dude's sexual preference)??"
Dude - "Because Glee wasn't on, bra."
Bro - "... oh, yea that's right."
Dude - *sploooooooort*

by Splortzilla December 4, 2011

Splortched

Inj. The sound any bodily fluid makes upon leaving the body.
Most commonly relates to the sound a bullet makes when traveling through a noob's head, and the subsequent exploding/imploding sounds/actions of the head therein.

"Fall back, team. Let the noobs rush in..." SPLORTCHED! "Cover the corners! Flashbang out!"

by Splortched June 2, 2009

Shlort

Used in the same context as a shlong, but if the shlong is not long, but short, you say shlort!

Moe said to Joe as he looked in Joe’s bathroom stall, “Woahh u gotta shlort!”

by Pubo May 5, 2018

Shlort

A penis too short to be a shlong so its a short

He was small in the pants. He has a shlort.

by MrEMan Mike M (MEM) July 4, 2019

Schplort

The world used to describe the sound of a very large zit or boil suddenly erupting in a blast of sticky cheese, pus and blood.

We weren't sure if the thing coming out of Billy's neck was a second head or a really big zit until we heard a loud, sickening 'schplort' while standing outside the locker room. Five minutes later we saw the huge wad of tissue paper Billy pressed against his neck and the pallor in his face from the blood loss.

by Marlboro Eater November 7, 2021

shplorge

to cough in a sexual manner

jon: (cough cough)
lizzy: did you just shplorge?
jon: no

by plimpus1 December 31, 2022