smidget

A cute short girl 18 and older no taller that 5'1"
Also see shortie

Guy #1: Dude look at that chick shes way cute but shes so short
shes like a midget.
Guy #2: Naw fool. Shes a Smidget

by Tim V. December 9, 2008

smidgeted

smacked in the face with a midget.
warning midgets are not to be used as bats.
midgets are very fragile creatures which can be seen burrowing holes near collonies of mole rats.

youre sitting in a bar and a midget walks in a drunk man just lost in pool and throws a lightweight projectile at you. when you come to you will think the impact has made you delerious and have entered the lord of the rings shire. but its just a midget.
the drunken lady at the bar says oh my goodness that guy just got smidgeted

by shmorts March 22, 2009

smidge

a person who does not use common sense and usually gets made fun of by others.

Jeffrey: Hey what time is the Knicks game on tonight?
David: Jeffrey stop being a smidge the Knicks are always on @ 7 PM

by DavidGend December 20, 2010

smidgebit

A measurement of a very small amount created by Ashley Tomlin

I almost got into an accident. I only missed that car by a smidgebit!

I only need a smidgebit more money to pay for the trip.

by Ashley Tomlin October 8, 2008

smidget

An excessively small quantity; based on an amalgam of "smidgen" and "midget."

I'm quite full after dinner, but I'd still like a smidget of streussel.

by C.S. Lucas October 3, 2012

shmigger

a nigger but with an shm in front of it

Chris: You are such a shmigger!

by bobe68 December 26, 2018

Smidgeon

Smidgeon: noun.
Often confused with the coloquial term for a 'small amount'.
Is indeed a very small pidgeon native to the streets of every town/city/dump site.

James: Do you know what the name of a baby pidgeon is?
Rich: No... a Chick?
James: Ah ha ha ha, no... it's a Smidgeon!
Rich: OH, ha ha ha ha ha ha.

by ornithologist June 20, 2008