Shlurp my own Shmeat

When you do not trust a female to perform oral sex on your penis, so you do it yourself

Deadass brug, ion trust these thots so I shlurp my own shmeat.

by Big nigga shit you namm sayin August 31, 2017

hadda shmeal

the purest and most rawest form of bullshit.

Maddie: Remember that day I had an eye infection and I kept squinting with my right eye? Well, he thought I winked at him and because of that, he considered us a couple and when I politely turned down his offer to go get some coffee with him and his mother, he told everyone I was a racist lesbian.
Kyrstin: That is straight hadda shmeal.

by thetinwomen March 3, 2011

shmeat

extremely small penis

tommy got that shmeat

by drizzyaf April 26, 2015

Shmaff

When a male skips showering for a week, then takes his dirty, salty, sweaty ball sack, and lays it flat on the victims nose.
Shmaff is a label that will stay with a person for the rest of their life.

Did you hear who George shmaffed at the party last night?
Get yourself ready, its time to shmaff him.

by doidle17 March 7, 2011

Shmeathead

A person who is stupid and is always saying dumb shit

This shmeathead said drake is better than Gunna

by The real point guard October 16, 2018

Shmeat

1. The word used to refer to a hilariously small penis

2. The one thing that justin bieber eats for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and snacks.

I saw Christian getting into some compression pants in gym today. He got some Shmeat!!!

by Bustin' balls April 19, 2016

shmeefed

The word shmeefed is used to describe the level of ones high. There is sober, high, boofed, booted and zooted, and the ultimate high completion is considered as shmeefed.

Lucas: Yo kallen I’m trying to get so high today!
Kallen: Wait! Dude are you trying to get shmeefed!
Lucas: Bro i wanna get shmeefed today dawg!

by Lucas.d.69 June 2, 2019