Holy Shitdicks

An expression used when you see something really insane, or when feeling something incredibly intense.

HOLY SHITDICKS! MY DICK IS BLEEDING!!

by Nicc Mofuckin Farber, July 30, 2010

Shitcicle

During gay sex, a man pulls out only to find his penis covered in fecal matter.

When Todd noticed his shitcicle, he slapped Mark in the face with it and said, "Suck it off, bitch!"

by Coy Peterson June 11, 2005

shitdick

When you pull the penis out of one's bum and there are some fecal remnants on it

Iggy Cardenal got shitdick from Gaby.

by iggymessedup December 15, 2016

shitpile

A pile of feces.

Farley is a steaming shitpile!

by phil March 2, 2003

Shitkick

To utterly destroy the opposition, leave no ends loose.

I shitkicked you at rock paper scissors.

by Charles Storms August 2, 2007

shitkicker

(In Australia) A low ranking person, especially in a workplace, who gets all the dirty or menial jobs.

Poor old Wayne never earned much; all his life he was a shitkicker in a factory.

by Bob Highland February 2, 2004

shanghai shitpile

A rare form of a plop of dogshit. Usually found discarded by the beast after it inadvertantly consumes too much spicy double pork with cabbage and peppers which was left out by its human counterpart after a night of binge drinking and hello kitty themed hooker banging. The incommodious K-9 then empties its irritated insides all over the apartment as follows. The anxious animal will squint its eyes in anguish as it desperatly attempts to expell last nights mistake, but the great, hot pain contorts Fido's dirty furrow in such a way that when he actually squeezes one past, he will rise and reveal a tiny tower of shit that stands up proud under its own strength. This spectacle is repeated throughout the day creating a vista resembleing a beautiful skyline that would rival that of downtown Shanghai. Also, some of the time out of spite towards the tasty but dangerous dish, the anal architect will again search out the left-overs, and shit on a bed of rice creating an even more majestic pseudo-city, what with the contrast in color, and the uncertainty of the foundation. The shit tower can be likened to a pearl, whereas out of one's pain and discomfort comes another's treasure.

Billy: "Dude, let's go to Dave's party tonight".

Peter: "I don't know man, last time we woke up the next morning and I needed a map to get out of that mess of 'shanghai Shitpiles' and ugly hookers.

Billy: "Yeah, but he's gonna have free chinese food like last time too, remember how yummy that was?"

Peter: "Oooh yeah, fuck it, lets go.

by kel the dog August 5, 2010