Shelf

Lame

This party is completely shelf!

by AMAD77 December 3, 2020

shellycabookie

A snail with a shell

Hey lads, dya see the size of the Shellycabookie over there ? ..

by Aoifmeister October 1, 2019

Shelf

Lame, pathetic

It would be so shelf to stay home Friday night after I told everyone I had plans.

by Wordgirl333 December 3, 2020

blue shell vagina

A vagina so desirable that other vaginas flock to it, similar to the blue shell in Mario Kart attacking the enemy in first place.

Did you see her pussy? It’s perfect, a true blue shell vagina.

by True_X_Blue August 10, 2023

On the shelf

(Verb) Reference to the amount of time a person has been without any sexual relations. This state can be either self imposed, involuntary or some combination.

Nikki told himself, cause he talked to himself quite frequently, "Goddamn I've been on the shelf so long I get a dick-hard when the wind blows nowadays".

by Nikki Stixx September 12, 2020

shelda

Shelda is often beautiful and has a scence of humor. She is also talented

Man! That shelda chic is awesome. She is so hot.

by 735Sotrue February 14, 2014

Shelby Drescher

Shelby Drescher

She is a very beautiful girl. Smart, sarcastic, funny, bubbly and is a very charming girl. She's got the prettiest hair, prettiest eyes. Those are her best physical features besides her huge ass! She is nice and has good morals. Sometimes she can be a handful, insensitive, can be a bit conceited sometimes and all around bitchy but she has good intentions. People typically misunderstand her. She is nice unless you are on her bad side.

"Damn look at that fine ass!"
"Yeah that's Shelby Drescher for ya! She's got everything you could want in a girl."

by Shelbydrescher May 6, 2013