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(Verb) Reference to the amount of time a person has been without any sexual relations. This state can be either self imposed, involuntary or some combination.
Nikki told himself, cause he talked to himself quite frequently, "Goddamn I've been on the shelf so long I get a dick-hard when the wind blows nowadays".
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by Nikki Stixx September 12, 2020
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Music so good it could elicit sexual arousal.
The new We Came As Romans albums is chock full of bonerjams.
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if someone, especially a woman, is on the shelf, they are not married and people now believe they are too old to get married I was afraid.
my daughter would never find a husband, that she'd be left on the shelf.
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