Toilet Test Sheet 

The first sheet of toilet paper used, while using the restroom, to decide if you will need more.

When Jeremy couldn't decide whether his poop was dry or wet, he used a toilet test sheet, and found that he needed more, due to excessive diarrhea.

Toilet Test Sheet by hmvic November 21, 2011

Sheetz Run 

A term used by anyone, announcing their intentions of going to a Sheetz conveinence store. Usually, said person will then either take orders for a MTO (Made-to-Order) food stuff, or will invite other members to travel along with.

Currently, the world record for a Sheetz run was made in 2003 when three college students left Harrisburg, PA to Hagerstown, MD to order food from Sheetz. The famed run included orders for a tuna sandwich, a pepperoni sub, and a cheesesteak. The total time took approx. 5 hours.

Example A
Guy A: "Hey guys, I'm going on a Sheetz run. You guys need anything?"
Guy B: "Yea, get me two chili dogs with onions."

Example B
Guy A: "Hey guys, I'm making a Sheetz run. Anybody want to come with?"
Guy B: "I'll go with ya. I haven't decided what I wanted yet, so I'll figure it out on the way there"

Sheetz Run by El Tuna January 16, 2008

slap the sheets 

to participate in the act of sleeping

I couldn't slap the sheets until she licked the yoat off my leg.

slap the sheets by Tetay October 28, 2006

Heat In The Sheets 

When vigorous sex and farts occurs at the same time

Kaylee: Did you enjoy last night with Chad?
Kiersten : Oh yes but we should have skipped taco bell cause there was some Heat In The Sheets boy did it smell bad!
Kaylee : Well sex is usually uncomfortable anyway so what's a little smell gonna hurt!
Kiersten : It wasn't the smell that bothered me it was when he put me in a 69 and my face was near his ass!
Kaylee : O you poor thing next time get some old spice and spray his ass before you fuck!
Kiersten : Wow good plan!

Heat In The Sheets by SlopNChop March 12, 2017

sheeters 

A woman's boobs that are so large that when she lays naked on her back they touch the sheets of the bed.

Man 1: "Look at the size of those jugs!"

Man 2: "I bet those are sheeters."

sheeters by bartfarkel October 13, 2008

rap sheet 

a document of a person's arrest history.

Tony Carlo has a rap sheet as long as my arm.

rap sheet by The Thinker July 25, 2004

Monsoon Sheets 

This occurs when you wait a long period of time to masturbate, and then you blow a huge load into your bed sheets.

I can't believe I have to sleep under these monsoon sheets.

Monsoon Sheets by Teflon Swoop January 26, 2011