david schwimmer

1. Played Ross on Friends.
2. Using too much gel even when you aren't on TV.

Guy 1: Hey did you see David Schwimmer on Friends and on the offseason?
Guy 2: Yeah he overgels his hair even on the off-season.

Guy 1: I think his hair repels bugs away from him
Girl: I think he's hot you douchebags.

by Cripplingdepression69 June 21, 2017

Mick Schumacher

Son of the seven-time world champion and also the future Ferrari driver currently driving with an egghead in Haas.
Mick is sometimes called Prema merchant but in this F1 season, he has shown that he can catch his mojo early. He has done quite well and is famous in the grid already.

Mick Schumacher will do well and he is very cute

by MISSIONWINNOWDEVIL June 2, 2021

Schlumpy

Unkempt and rumpled, less then put together. Road worn and sloppy. Tired

Sharron looked schlumpy after being in the car all day.

by JM01 May 25, 2006

Schaumburg Double

During man-man-woman intercourse, the act of gloriously inserting both peni into the woman's anus simultaneously.

Me and Tony went to McDonald's the other day. He ordered four Filet-O-Fish, I had the Big Mac, and the honey behind the counter ordered the Schaumburg Double. All parties left the restaurant happy and stuffed.

by Parisian King January 5, 2008

schuman shocker

Where u have a girl on top and you proceed to stick your oddly shaped thumb up her butthole....don't worry the third time is the charm. She will love it!!

when i first met barbs i never knew that the schuman shocker would be used and abused....

by Geoffrey Schuman February 16, 2005

schlumberdoodle

Someone who is impotent, and is unable to attain and maintain an erection.

My penis doesn't work anymore, it just sits there like a lazy, limp slug. I'm a complete schlumberdoodle.

by NonSequitur January 27, 2009

Schwemp

A Schwemp... A gypsy child of questionable parentage, has facial hair no matter how little the amount, is at least bordering on overweight and has next to no social skills and will likely give birth to further Schwemps as it is a dominant gene. Believed to have evolved from Dale farm, backwards

Plural - Schwempi

Singular - Schwemp

Context - "Look at that (those) dirty schwemps (schwempi)

"That caravan is a schwemp hive"

"We're going to norfolk"..."Do we need the schwempicide?"

"That bloke has webbed hands"..."Probably a schwemp"

by Jackson Harenberg September 26, 2012