Schmierer

The most amazing german name, known for their sense of humour and personality. Very straight foward and focused, don't ever upset a schmierer. Known fact: The first married couple to arrive to australia that weren't convicts were schmierers!

Jane: Omg have you seen her?
Joe: She is totally a Schmierer!

by anonymous53782587423508764837 October 29, 2018

Schmidtfaced

When you attend Texas wesleyan’s GPNA program and you really want to go out and drink but instead you stay in and study hard for Dr. Schmidt’s next A&P exam

Ready to get schmidtfaced !

by RRNA104 October 25, 2019

Kate Schmidt

Hottest character in Fear street 1994 who didn’t deserve to die

“ Omg Kate Schmidt is so fine “

by 69cheese July 26, 2021

schmetterling

In English, 'butterfly' sounds warm, and kinda tasty (see 'butternut' and 'butter popcorn'). In French, 'le papillon' sounds, well, typically French and limp-wristed. In German, DER SCHMETTERLING sounds like something that could do you serious damage. It sounds like it would casually flap towards your face, then slap you in it with its 10" schlong. Not to be fucked with.

"Hey man, did you see that schmetterling just now?"
"Yeah, my face still hurts."

"Don't make me call the schmetterlings to sort you out."

by SOTBS October 24, 2009

schmiegel

The very last hit of weed nearly unrecognizable as a hit taken to clear the piece but to much to just ash. Usually partaining to very good quality marijuana. Term is mostly used in relation to smoke sessions either a bong or a bowl and is on the last hit someone could offer to take the schmiegel in exchange for greens or someone can be given a schmiegel as punishment.

Yo you gonna hit that? It's a schmiegel man. Kill it I'll repack it.

Give that schmiegel to d-boi

by Girlcalledgrey March 16, 2015

schmitt-faced

getting too drunk to properly governs ones own behavior, likely leading to slurring speech, stumbling, gazing at female body parts with no regard for being considered creepy, repeatedly hugging other people's wives/girlfriends, and/or shitting oneself.

Joe got so schmitt-faced last night that he woke up spooning his roommate

by udanonymous April 28, 2008

Kendall Schmidt

The actor who plays Kendall Knight in Big Time Rush. He is very attractive and fun to watch. He is also in a band called Heffron Drive. He sings lead for most of their songs. He is an amazing singer and guitarist and sometimes post youtube videos of him and Logan(also from Big Time Rush) singing other songs.

girl- hey do you know who Heffron Drive is?
other girl- ya, isnt Kendall Schmidt in it?
girl- ya! I love him in Big Time Rush
other girl- me too! i love his abs. there totally better than James's.
girl- so true!

by mrssiriusblack13 April 14, 2011