Shlumbergered

Getting slapped so hard you leave this mortal plain

dude did you see what happened to david? didn’t jenna shlumberg him? He really was shlumbergered

by Green boi March 15, 2021

schlumpe

german word for slut

eschligang eber dub ist eine schumpe
Excuse me, but your a slut

by Roxy Foncigo May 17, 2005

schlammied

to be past the point of drunk and BEYOND the point of schmammered. So intoxicated that one drools all over oneself with no knowledge of the situation. To be completely and uterely retarded

He was so schlammied last night he tried to piss in the sink and flush it when he finished.

by Gang-Beav March 10, 2011

schaumie

A suburbanite. Originating from those hailing from the Chicago suburb of Schaumburg but ubiquitous throughout suburban America. Usually culturally ignorant individuals who drive poorly in the city causing traffic problems.

Tend to frequent lame or over-hyped establishments in the city that they have heard about from fellow schaumies who claim the establishment is "awesome." Usually looked down upon for being annoying, inarticulate and without much taste, sense of style or individualism. Also have a tendency to drink excessively on their "big nights out" in the city as they don't get out much.

Alt spelling - Schaumy

"Did you see that Schaumie stumbling down Division? It's only 10:30pm for God's sake."

"I don't want to go to (insert lame bar here). It's filled with Schaumies."

by City Dweller January 15, 2008

schloff a schluber

smoke a pipe, or a joint, with some buddies

Let's go schloff a schluber

by Eric Diggity October 9, 2006

shlubie

shlubie - a noun in the context of stating what type of person someone is; a verb in the tense of an accidental boggle of a situtation (carol, how in the world could you have shlubied something so simple?)

believed to have originated from a bastardization of shlub and crossed with the 'E' ending to make many more possible uses

Noun (That Bill... he's such a shlubie)
Verb (Carol, how in the world could you have shlubied something so simple?)

by macdaddydwj August 10, 2004

schlumberger

Another term or phrase to refer a person of homosexual orientation.

"So yesterday I saw a guy on the street today, he was acting like a total Schlumberger."

by Tya_eats_ass October 26, 2017