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Pretesbian

adj. A pretend lesbian. A heterosexual female that enjoys playing the role of a lesbian. She probably also enjoys Ani Difranco and watches The L Word because the "plot is interesting". She probably also idolizes "outed" female celebrities.
"Dana's wearing those fake Birkenstocks again, she's such a pretesbian."

"I thought Jenny was a pretesbian until she had sex with Marina."

"I'm such a pretesbian for Dani Campbell."
by Dana K January 30, 2008
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Pretengineering

The art of pretending to engineer or possess scientific and/or technical knowledge. Pretengineering may be motivated by idiocy, intense laziness, or a hangover.
Rick was pretengineering for all he was worth at the meeting this morning, which was not much. The Leaning tower of Pisa was obviously built by pretengineers.
by tranceglobal41 January 20, 2009
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pretendica

something that looks like the real deal, but is actually rather less than that just average.

Originally started as marijuana slang, it referred to weed that looked like the mack daddy, but was actually only middies. So the "pretendica" has now become generally thus, something that looks great, but is actually only okay, so-so, average at best.

something that has the capacity of pretending or is in the act of pretending or faking it.

pretending, faking, fronting.
He said that club was the diesel, but it was really kind of pretendica.

The girl thought that she had a hot ride, but it was total pretendica.

"Was it the shit, man?" -"Naw, it was pretendica."

or

"It was some scenester shit, yo. Total pretendica."
by JakeinthedirtyD January 21, 2008
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pretendinitis

classic way that runners fake an injury. It's a pseudo-injury that afflicts lazy athletes who use it to get out of running practice. They tell their coach that they can't run because they have "tendinitis."
"I heard you have pretendinitis."
"What do you mean?"
"Well, you bs'ed your coach to get out of the long workout. You claimed that you had tendonitis, even though you're clearly fine and just pretending."
by drizzly.ivan.96 March 1, 2017
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pretendica

weed that looks really good but isn't
i smoked that pretendica shit and i'm still not high
by candilin detroit October 20, 2008
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pretendious

The act of being pretentious with no merit or using lies or pretend to back up a pretentious statement.
"Matt said he was the best DJ in the world, but he's just being totally pretendious."
by Jackola February 18, 2009
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Pretendbian

Pre-tend-bee'n
A straight girl who is pretending to be a lesbian. Pretendbians are usually doing this for cool points because being a lesbian becomes hip amongst their peers.
Famous Pretendbians include: Lindsay Lohan, Ann Heche, Kim Kardashian, Britney Gastone
by Brick Wall Brick Wall February 9, 2012
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