petrified

An unreasonable (or is it?)phobia of treating computer mouse as a pet.

I'm petrified of sharpening my mouse instead of my pencil.

by Hercolena Oliver June 26, 2008

permafried

smoking so much weed that you are known to have S.R.D. (stupid retarded disorder). also known as "William Fisher."

that kid is permafried!

by willie wonka520 July 7, 2008

Permafried

When youve done too many drugs in a short amount of time youre permanently fucked up/ retarded

Also known as a Matthew Ramo.

"Dont be a matt ramo, wait a couple weeks before you trip again or you'll be permafried."

by Fanxis August 16, 2017

Petrified

So terrified that one can't move.

John was petrified after the rollercoaster ride.

by Photonbeam September 18, 2019

Petrified Wood

a.k.a. erectile dysfunction. When a chub is too frightened (petrified) to cum out.

Vajona Jackson was ready for a hot night of boner-rockin' but her man's unit was too scared to go into the dark. Therefore, his petrified wood "layed" low, unable to rise and shine.

by vajona jackson-hewitt August 22, 2011

Petrified Chocolate

1. When hot molten chocolate solidifies.

2. A scared african american .... or any dark skinned person in general.

1. Caitlin fell asleep on her chocolate and it melted. After sitting on her desk for a day it hardened, so Jasmin and Carley ate the petrified chocolate.

2. As an african american was walking down the street, Tomás and Jon jumped out at him from around the corner. He was then, petrifed chocolate.

by Duden2010 November 3, 2010

Petrified

Petrified means that when someone is so scared,they are unable to move or think.

Morgan walked into the darkness,Petrified about what might happen to her.

by Extreme fear September 30, 2018