by baaaaaaam December 09, 2010
A state that contains two major cities who hate each other. The only thing that separates them is the Amish.
by BitterPennsylvanian July 12, 2018
1. A state where coning is cool. (Coning: i.e. Stealing a highway cone, and placing it on someone's house roof.)
2. A state where the local fundraiser is cow plops.
3. A state where cow-tipping is a considered punishable to the full extent of the law.
4. A state that is home to one of the greatest marching bands EVER!
5. A state in the United States that has no clue why it keeps losing it's populations (They should check the property taxes)!
6. Where I currently reside.
2. A state where the local fundraiser is cow plops.
3. A state where cow-tipping is a considered punishable to the full extent of the law.
4. A state that is home to one of the greatest marching bands EVER!
5. A state in the United States that has no clue why it keeps losing it's populations (They should check the property taxes)!
6. Where I currently reside.
Pennsylvania.. It's not grey, unless there is a cold front moving through.
Pennsylvania.. We may not have doctors, but we sure do have a hell of a lot of trees.
Pennsylvania.. The Amish Paradise.
Pennsylvania.. Home of Astronaut, Paul Richards.
Pennsylvania.. We may not have doctors, but we sure do have a hell of a lot of trees.
Pennsylvania.. The Amish Paradise.
Pennsylvania.. Home of Astronaut, Paul Richards.
by Lec February 28, 2004
Hot summers, cold winters, Cheesteaks (not philly cheesesteaks you non-Pennsyvanian fucks. Yeah the roads are shitty, it's boring to drive to. But hey the beach is an hour away, the mountains are an hour away, Philly is a dump, especially west and north, looks like a bomb fuckin hit it. I live in the east and I'm no snobby fucker like these people say. But I guess PA is filled with a lot of assholes, the South East especially, but I haven't really been to western PA. State College is cool and so is Centralia (there is a mine fire burning underground and you can see smoke and steam vent from breaks in the ground, good daytrip. oh and another thing, people around here say wooder or as you assholes call it "water" damn sounds gay said like that. Home of Rolling Rock, Yuengling, Hershey's, Heinz, Herr's, cheesesteaks, pretzels, bars on every corner, lots of NRA members, Upper Darby High School (my alma mater with a whooping 3,900 fucks roaming around it right now). I think wiggers spread here from New York? Maybe Jersey.
Let's get a case of beer and go watch the Flyers down the shore with wooder ice and cheesesteaks. Can you understand that gay midwest and California?
by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 05, 2004
Nothing has changed in Pennsylvania since the 1950s. The roads are still riddle with potholes, the politicians are still unabashadly crooked, and you still can't buy beer in the grocery store.
Pennsylvania: If your brother-in-law can't find a job in any other state, we'll employ him at the Liquor Control Board.
by BuckeyeJay March 10, 2005
A beautiful State that feels more like three; Where everyone who doesn't live in the North West forgets we have beaches, from Ohio to New York. The birth place of Liberty (Philadelphia), and one time housing the highest concentration of wealthy people in the world (Pittsburgh). No region is like the other...over abundance of fresh food, alcohol, easy women, and illogical taxes. Come see it while you can before Gov. Corbett sells it all off to private interests.
by V Dan January 26, 2013
by Frank I. August 18, 2012