ponarn 

a ponarn is another word for female genetalia. if you call someone a ponarn you are basicly calling them a vagina. there is a short version of it which is poon which is better for insults.

person 1 " haha your a ponarn"
person 2 "crys"

ponarn by offlewaffle123 May 12, 2009

poner 

What you call it when you pwn someone or something so hardcore in a game that it gives you an erection.

Dude, did you see that!? I totally just got two headshots with one sniper round! Oh man, I think I'm getting a poner.

poner by HoboAC February 8, 2008

Poner 

An erection that is obtained throughout the course of watching an episode of My Little Pony

* fap fap fap
Guy 1: What the hell is that?
Guy 2: (listens) oh thats just Darren.
Guy 1: Dude! is he jackin it?
Guy 2: Yep I hear Rainbow Dash talking. Don't worry he just has a Poner
Guy 1: Oh ok

Poner by jrfredrick May 21, 2013

Poner Boner 

A poner boner is a common name for an asexual man who is not turned on by woman, but rather by ponies. Not necessarily cartoon or real, but overall. These people are often found sitting with legs out wide and two hands covering th inside of the groin

Person 1- "how was your day at school?"
Person 2- "Well during lunch someone turned changed the channel on the Tv to my little pony and I got a huge poner boner!"

Poner Boner by Kenya.Swallow March 9, 2015

Powernoid

When you freak out by lights being left on after seeing last months power bill.

Angela was totally powernoid after getting $3000 power bill.

Powernoid by icwish January 5, 2022

se ponerse a trabajar como gente normal

A Spanish phrase used to motivate couch potatoes and meaning " yellah , get your behind off the couch and do something productive"

A father starts screaming " son , get your bum off the couch...

Son (interrupting) : yeah, yeah, I know, you wanted to tell me, se ponerse a trabajar como gente normal, right?

father: I won't be spoken to like that, young man, now get off that couch, and go wash dishes.

se ponerse a trabajar como gente normal by Uncle Dimma June 13, 2013

Loner Poner Boner 

Invented on the long, winding street of Lone Pine, the "Loner Poner Boner" was created to add a little spice to the commonly performed "Road Head." This variation starts like any other oral encounter on the streets, as the girl strangely bends her body over the center console of your vehicle, only to unbuckle your belt, unzip your pants, and snag the prize out like shes bobbing for apples. Let her do her thing for about 43 seconds. Then, as she pulls her head back and is about to go back down for the second course, tell her to hold her mouth right where it is. All of a sudden begin to tap your brake as you cruise down the street. These sudden jolts will cause the female into the downward-upward motion commonly associated with a blow-job. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride.

John: "lemme tell you, I just got the best road head everr"
Robert: "Oh yeah? I just got an unbelievable loner poner boner. That broad was bouncing up and down like she had hydrolics in her g-string"

Loner Poner Boner by Elliot Smooth E June 15, 2008