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powernoia 

noun. A mental condition characterized by anxiety about the remaining battery life of your portable electronic devices. Sufferers will spend all their time worrying about how to charge their device and will be extremely anxious when the low battery warnings appear on their gadgets, especially when away from a power socket.
Enrique bought a really expensive solar panelled back pack to charge his phone from, in order to reduce the powernoia he feels when away from a power socket for any length of time. He finds it particularly useful on his "special mushroom" picking expeditions in the forest.
powernoia by teleski75 May 8, 2011

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell 

“The Mitochondria is the Powerhouse of the Cell” is an expression describing the function of mitochondria organelles found in the cells of eukaryote (Fancy word for Plant and Animal cell) organisms.

The phrase is typically mocked as an example of impractical information taught in public schools.
*At an interview*
Life: You didn’t oay your taxes , you’re going to jail.
Me : The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
Life: Do u even know what taxes are?
Me: SOH CAH TOA

Tennessee Powerhouse 

1. Play "Rocky Top" in the background.
2. After getting a girl up the butt, wipe a "T" on her back.
3. Hit the girl over the head with a banjo, and proceed to have your way with her.
4. After completing this act, shave a "T" into your chest so that all others will know what you have accomplished.
Dude, look at this freakin' awesome "T" on my chest! I totally just gave Alli a Tennessee Powerhouse!

powerhouse

A term used to describe the mitochondria in relation to cells in biology.
"The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell"
powerhouse by Marcaniel May 17, 2018

powerhouse

A word used to describe someone who exerts a large amount of power, typically in football, and who can trounce the opposition with both ease and (occasionally) grace.
Van Bommel is a complete powerhouse, watch him volley-thump the ball into the back of the net.
powerhouse by jjjdizzle June 21, 2007

Power noise 

Fast-paced, bass driven electronic orchestration of static, noise, interference and samples of sounds.
-What's the difference between power noise and techno hardcore again?

-More bass, less treble.
Power noise by Tired Goth January 3, 2009