powernoid

Description of someone so worried about their carbon footprint that they get totally paranoid about everything they do, especially using electrical objects.

- Hey, how come the lights are out in your place?

- I'm just too powernoid to switch anything on now. One more ounce of juice could be the tipping point for the whole planet.

powernoid by klein5 January 18, 2010

Powernoid

When you freak out by lights being left on after seeing last months power bill.

Angela was totally powernoid after getting $3000 power bill.

Powernoid by icwish January 5, 2022

Powernoid

Being paranoid of others with a lot of power, paranoid about your own power, paranoid of power in general.

When Bush was elected into presidency for the second time, I felt powernoid about such stupidity running the United States for yet another grueling four years.

Powernoid by Jewels Falcon Lushy June 14, 2010

powernoia 

noun. A mental condition characterized by anxiety about the remaining battery life of your portable electronic devices. Sufferers will spend all their time worrying about how to charge their device and will be extremely anxious when the low battery warnings appear on their gadgets, especially when away from a power socket.

Enrique bought a really expensive solar panelled back pack to charge his phone from, in order to reduce the powernoia he feels when away from a power socket for any length of time. He finds it particularly useful on his "special mushroom" picking expeditions in the forest.

powernoia by teleski75 May 8, 2011

powerpointless 

A long-drawn corporate presentation full of jargon and acronyms that doesn't make any point.

Dave - Damn, I dozed off in the middle of the presentation, What'd I miss?

Matt - Nothing much, it was pretty much powerpointless.

powerpointless by evil0verl0rd October 23, 2009

PowerPoint Karaoke 

When the presenter of a PowerPoint presentation is reading straight off the slide and not expanding on what is written.

"She's just reading straight off the slide! She may as well let us read it rather than read it out to us - it's PowerPoint Karaoke, I tells ya!"

PowerPoint Karaoke by TeRRa4 October 21, 2011

poweraid 

a power washer for aids

bring the poweraid a dude got aids

poweraid by pewdieboi69420 February 7, 2019