knumchucks

slang for balls, gonads, cajones etc.
Shows bravery

Yo that dude got big knumchucks.

by bizarrett January 8, 2003

numbchucker

Being silly or stupid; making stupid choices.

John decided to break up with his hottie girlfriend Ashley because she's left-handed. What a numbchucker!

by Jenn L. October 15, 2007

nunchucks

Weapons napoleon keeps in his locker.

See also bowstaff, as another weapon napoleon is good at using, and the reason a gang wants to recruit him.

Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can't fit my nunchucks in there anymore.

by chadbobb December 5, 2004

Nunchucks

a person who can’t make up their mind about love; one moment they’re chasing after you, and the next moment they’re running away

Don't waste your time with Lee. He’s a total nunchucks!

by Saltine2009 July 19, 2020

Nubchuck

A cuter way of calling somebody a Noob.

Joanne: Omg I am actually so fucking damn awesome.
Anthony: No. You're a stinkin' Nubchuck.

by aytee May 9, 2011

Nunchucked

Something which might sound like some sort of an ape at first, till you get a hit on the head with one of these babies

Martha nunchucked her head yesterday....from what I hear, she's gonna be out for a week

by missfosterrules July 10, 2021

Health & Safety Numbchucks

A two-player game, where participants open four bottles of wine to acquire their corks, then drink all of them whilst pretending to be Bruce Lee.

Requires two corks & a cable-tie per set.

Used for micro battles where the traditional Nunchaku are prohibited by the Health & Safety Executive.

Best played when another more dangerous pursuit get's cancelled for some trivial reason.

Dude 1: Hey, the rain's too heavy for basejumping… wanna fill time with Health & Safety Numbchucks until it let's off a bit?
Dude 2: Yeaaaah, Bro.

by little-miss can't do wrong July 27, 2011