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Nunchucked 

Something which might sound like some sort of an ape at first, till you get a hit on the head with one of these babies
Martha nunchucked her head yesterday....from what I hear, she's gonna be out for a week
Nunchucked by missfosterrules July 10, 2021
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Similar to the helicopter. Nunchuck is when you hold your eggplant 🍆 in your hand. Swing it in circles and hit people with it.
Screams just nunchucked HotDawg in the jaw. Waaaaaataaaaaaa in the jaaaaaaa!
Nunchuck by ScreamsMcgee December 4, 2020

Waluigi’s Nunchucks 

A slang term that means nunchucks owned by Waluigi
Cool guy: Hey look it’s Waluigi’s nunchucks
Ugly head moron: Does that mean something inappropriate?
Cool guy: No

Nunchucks Special 

A ninja with an IQ of 80 fucking your face and choking you with nunchucks while you swing upside down from a ceiling fan. Duh.
He gave her a Nunchucks Special for her birthday.
Nunchucks Special by CocaineBear October 2, 2021

Hot Karl Nunchucks 

The act of swinging twin shit filled tube socks in circular motions striking your partner or anyone within striking distance.
My roommate drank my last beer so I stole his tube socks and hit him with hot karl nunchucks.

nunchuck master daddy

(N) name for someone who is superior to all. They are of any gender ( except the ones that dont exist you feminazi)
My lord, Nunchuck Master Daddy, said hi so I bowed in his presence."

Coiled snake nunchuck 

An aggressive sexual act in which one partner lies down in a fetal position, similar to a coiled snake, and the other partner brutally penetrates the anal region, similar to the aggressiveness and precision of nunchucks. Not suggested for beginners.(or anyone really)
Dude 1:"The other night I gave my girl the ole coiled snake nunchuck after she made me watch all 4 twilight movies. It was lifechanging bro."

Dude 2: "Sick bro."
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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