2 definitions by bizarrett

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a mustache that is so ingrained with white trash DNA, it grows in weak, with only a small number of thin hairs as compared to a normal mustache. I.E.-Cletus the slack-jawwed yokel has a crustache.
Like my crustache?
by Bizarrett February 04, 2003
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slang for balls, gonads, cajones etc.
Shows bravery
Yo that dude got big knumchucks.
by bizarrett January 08, 2003
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