numbchucks

A colloquial variation on the word nunchucks which was popularized by the 2004 cult classic, Napoleon Dynamite.

I've got awesome numbchuck skills.

by Brandon Eldridge February 10, 2005

numbchucks

A beating device comprised of two sticks connected by a chain. Primarily used by the ninjas in order to dominate those samurai pansies.

If you don't shut up, I will hit you in the face with my numbchucks.

by Master Chucnumb July 30, 2008

numbchucks

A dangerous fool of a person that has the unwilling and knowing ability to hurt you and them.

Calm down numbchucks before you hurt yourself.

by Bob Banks of Bury October 18, 2023

Health & Safety Numbchucks

A two-player game, where participants open four bottles of wine to acquire their corks, then drink all of them whilst pretending to be Bruce Lee.

Requires two corks & a cable-tie per set.

Used for micro battles where the traditional Nunchaku are prohibited by the Health & Safety Executive.

Best played when another more dangerous pursuit get's cancelled for some trivial reason.

Dude 1: Hey, the rain's too heavy for basejumping… wanna fill time with Health & Safety Numbchucks until it let's off a bit?
Dude 2: Yeaaaah, Bro.

by little-miss can't do wrong July 27, 2011

numbchucking

Shooting up with novocaine and having your friends chuck you down a hill or into a wall as seen on Robot Chicken.

Guy 01: Hey you guys want to go numbchucking?
Guy 02: Nah, we're into pot now.

by Requiett May 25, 2006

Waluigi’s Nunchucks

A slang term that means nunchucks owned by Waluigi

Cool guy: Hey look it’s Waluigi’s nunchucks
Ugly head moron: Does that mean something inappropriate?
Cool guy: No

by Goteem ugly head moron August 7, 2018

numchuck

anyone who thinks "nunchucks" is pronounced "numchucks"

Check out these numchucks I just bought.
It's pronounced "nunchucks" you fucking numchuck.

by limestain March 19, 2019