merked

1. Total and undeniable beatdown of a person by means of trashtalk.

Synonyms: owned, faced, pwned, ruled

oh shit son, you got merked.
that bitch merked the shit out of you.

by Tony Te Fan Club October 5, 2005

merky

Merky!
behzinga

see in christmas time i get hashtag merky

MERKY!

by nmhbradley March 26, 2020

merken

A pubic wig. Fake mons hair.

Her merken was infested with lice.

by typical August 14, 2003

Markey

A very handsome guy who talks alot ,always smells amazing ,has a good fashion sense, who thinks and highly of himself and is a guru when it comes on to females

I want to be like Markey when i grow up.

by Ashley 01 August 1, 2018

Meskey

Being as good as Messi and Heskey put together.

I was having such a good game yesterday, my coach started calling me Meskey!

by StigmaaH November 24, 2011

Merkel

A name for an ugly narcissistic German hunchback who screws over everyone and everything because it suits her oligarch masters.

Various shades of Merkel exist all over the world, such as the May Merkel in the UK as one example.

by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017

Merked

When you rek a scrub in a 1v1

Get merked kid

by Uafgtbith February 23, 2018