2 definitions by typical

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A pubic wig. Fake mons hair.
Her merken was infested with lice.
by typical August 14, 2003
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When two episodes of the same show are on different channels at the same time
Shit, there's dueling Seinfelds on. Should I watch the one with a misunderstanding and hilarious consequences or the one where there's a misunderstanding and hilarious consequences?
by typical May 05, 2006
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