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Masturbexiled

This is the situation in which someone has been purposefully locked out of his/her room, because that person's roommate wants to masturbate in peace. The word is composed by sticking together masturbation and exiled. The word is also related to the concept of being sexiled.
Sarah- Hi Johnny, what are you doing out in the hallway at this hour?
Johnny - I've been masturbexiled...
Sarah - Oh, ok... what is that?
Johnny - Well... uhm... he is...uhm...
Sarah - He is what?
Johnny - Well there are many ways to say it: spanking the monkey, chocking the chicken, beating/jerking/jacking/whacking/wanking off, circle jerking it, bashing the bishop, playing pocket pool... to name a few
Sarah - Ok, ok, i got it!
by Gheo November 1, 2008
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masturbed

If my door is shut, do not bother me. I do not want to be masturbed.
by SOLARMOON October 9, 2013
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masturbiking

The act of masturbating while biking by rhythmically rubbing your crotch against your bike seat. Virtually unnoticeable while in motion, this seems to be a mainly female practice.
Hey Jane, how was your commute this morning?
Great! I was masturbiking all the way up 1st Ave!
by masturbiker January 31, 2014
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masturbasible

Clothing you can masturbate through without removing them.
Joey wanted to masturbate but wanted to without taking off his clothes, so he went commando in his basketball shorts and masrurbated. I guess what he used was highly masturbasible.
by DyingDeath December 29, 2009
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Masturb8ion

Masturb8ion is the imcomprehensivlly misspelled word masturbation.
by Suspended Chaos April 26, 2006
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Masturbed

The act of being horrified of masturbation.
Jim was so masturbed he cut himself!
by funkyroadshow December 9, 2010
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masturbeet

The practice of inserting a beet into one's anus for self-pleasure.

I was "beeting off" last night with a beet. I was "masturbeeting".

Sort of reminds me of what f*cking Terri Schiavo would be like.
She eased the lubed up beet into her pooching rectum, (masturbeeting) savoring every second before exploding a pudddle of ejaculatory fluid.
by bonobo3873 September 26, 2013
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