This is the situation in which someone has been purposefully locked out of his/her room, because that person's roommate wants to masturbate in peace. The word is composed by sticking together masturbation and exiled. The word is also related to the concept of being sexiled.
Sarah- Hi Johnny, what are you doing out in the hallway at this hour?
Johnny - I've been masturbexiled...
Sarah - Oh, ok... what is that?
Johnny - Well... uhm... he is...uhm...
Sarah - He is what?
Johnny - Well there are many ways to say it: spanking the monkey, chocking the chicken, beating/jerking/jacking/whacking/wanking off, circle jerking it, bashing the bishop, playing pocket pool... to name a few
Sarah - Ok, ok, i got it!
Johnny - I've been masturbexiled...
Sarah - Oh, ok... what is that?
Johnny - Well... uhm... he is...uhm...
Sarah - He is what?
Johnny - Well there are many ways to say it: spanking the monkey, chocking the chicken, beating/jerking/jacking/whacking/wanking off, circle jerking it, bashing the bishop, playing pocket pool... to name a few
Sarah - Ok, ok, i got it!
by Gheo November 1, 2008
Get the Masturbexiled mug.by SOLARMOON October 9, 2013
Get the masturbed mug.Related Words
masturbeib • masturbible • Masturbed • Masturb8ion • masturbait • masturbearding • masturbeat • Masturbeating • masturbeet • masturbabe
The act of masturbating while biking by rhythmically rubbing your crotch against your bike seat. Virtually unnoticeable while in motion, this seems to be a mainly female practice.
by masturbiker January 31, 2014
Get the masturbiking mug.Joey wanted to masturbate but wanted to without taking off his clothes, so he went commando in his basketball shorts and masrurbated. I guess what he used was highly masturbasible.
by DyingDeath December 29, 2009
Get the masturbasible mug.The incorrect spelling of masturbation.
by Suspended Chaos April 26, 2006
Get the Masturb8ion mug.The act of being horrified of masturbation.
by funkyroadshow December 9, 2010
Get the Masturbed mug.The practice of inserting a beet into one's anus for self-pleasure.
I was "beeting off" last night with a beet. I was "masturbeeting".
Sort of reminds me of what f*cking Terri Schiavo would be like.
I was "beeting off" last night with a beet. I was "masturbeeting".
Sort of reminds me of what f*cking Terri Schiavo would be like.
She eased the lubed up beet into her pooching rectum, (masturbeeting) savoring every second before exploding a pudddle of ejaculatory fluid.
by bonobo3873 September 26, 2013
Get the masturbeet mug.