Definitions by bonobo3873
masturbeet
The practice of inserting a beet into one's anus for self-pleasure.
I was "beeting off" last night with a beet. I was "masturbeeting".
Sort of reminds me of what f*cking Terri Schiavo would be like.
I was "beeting off" last night with a beet. I was "masturbeeting".
Sort of reminds me of what f*cking Terri Schiavo would be like.
She eased the lubed up beet into her pooching rectum, (masturbeeting) savoring every second before exploding a pudddle of ejaculatory fluid.
masturbeet by bonobo3873 September 26, 2013
masturbeet
The practice of inserting a beet into one's anus for self-pleasure.
I was "beeting off" last night with a beet. I was "masturbeeting".
Sort of reminds me of what f*cking Terri Schiavo would be like.
I was "beeting off" last night with a beet. I was "masturbeeting".
Sort of reminds me of what f*cking Terri Schiavo would be like.
She eased the lubed up beet into her pooching rectum, (masturbeeting) savoring every second before exploding a pudddle of ejaculatory fluid.
masturbeet by bonobo3873 September 26, 2013