masturbatory knitting 

When you decide to enter a period of celibacy, and take up knitting to fill the void in your life.

I know this girl who recently decided to lay of the sex for a while, but she uses masturbatory knitting to relieve stress and pass the time in bed.

masturbatory knitting by Joe Salone October 18, 2010

masturbatorily 

Knowing and perfecting the essence of what IS masturbation, and/or beating off.

"I'm masturbatorily gifted. I can beat off anywhere, with anything, at any time." "Even though Billy is 45, he can beat it like Beckham."

"Dude's masturbatorily gifted.Got mad meat skills."

masturbatorily by TheExtremelyGiftedOne September 8, 2014

masturbaited 

When you click on a porno and get a cooking show instead.

Me:Hey man I got masturbaited last night.
Freind: Really?
Me:Yeah all I got was a cooking show.

masturbaited by It's super soup March 27, 2015

Masturbate 

To beat your dick so fucking hard, your left leg goes numb.

I masturbate every day.

Masturbate by BillyFuckingBobHadAnalBeads September 25, 2018

masturbatable 

When a person is attractive enough for another person to be able to masturbate to them.

"That girl/guy is maturbatable because they are so attractive."

masturbatable by onethinwallaway September 25, 2004

Kotex masturbator 

Somebody who achieves sexual gratification by spanking the monkey over or onto a tampon, bloody or new.

Didja hear that Maxwell is a true Kotex masturbator? Yeah, he fishes his girlfriend's bloody tampons out of the wastepaperbasket and attempts to inseminate them! How gross!!!

Kotex masturbator by Telephony February 16, 2014

Mastrubatorium

A room in your home, office or other personal space devoted solely to the act of mastrubating.

what are you doing bro?" "Nothing, sitting in the mastrubatorium wacking it.

Mastrubatorium by crushinskullz 1 February 22, 2011