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krampage

When a person gets super high, put on a McGibblets costume, and careens around the mall threatening children and singing Krampus Carols. He can only be stopped by Shiva hitting him with her purse so he falls over the balcony railing, after which the Mall Santa punches him in the stomach.

Alternatively, any fit of rage, anger, or destruction can be called a krampage.
Hey, nice Krampage, Taco.
by Elexina November 9, 2015
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Krampa

On Christmas we go to Krampa’s house; let’s hope little Timmy’s been good.
by Diddly_Doorknobs April 22, 2018
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Kreampop

Kreampop gave breadmaker seizubes.
by That other demon November 20, 2019
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krampussy

A vagina that doesn’t like children, just like the mythical creature Krampus; a pussy that avoids/doesn’t want kids.
My girlfriend doesn’t want kids, she’s got that Krampussy.
by Hotdog_Water September 6, 2020
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Kampopodopolous

A classic Greek guy, often late to work when he comes in at all. He loves the Turks and acknowledges that Turkey is clearly better than Greece. He also supports Macedonia's cause and wants their name changed back.
Have you seen Kampopodopolous today?

No, he hasn't come to work all week.

Shocker, he's probably at home, donating to organizations that produce palm oil and kill orangutans.
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Karampoula

Karampoula is a word with greek origin that describes a sudden and negative turn of events.
Wow, what a karampoula!
A big karampoula happened and we had to change our plans.
by GrTeachr August 7, 2023
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krapola

noun, denouncing something as negative, or in bad taste
They are out of beer, and that is krapola!
by Dudolfo March 11, 2003
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