Kebab

The insirtion of penis into both ends of a person at the same time
by Robby d October 15, 2003
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Kebabbed

The person in the middle of a spitroast is suspended by two cocks (one in ass and other in mouth) and spun around like a rotisserie style kabab by the pitmaster that brands (with the brand bitch) and torches the "kabab". If insufficient lube is used the skin on the cock is twisted and torn.
"Dude we had a threesum and she gott kebabbed!"
by wonderful john June 11, 2013
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Kebabing

A man gets a super-hard erection, and wears a condom and lubes it up, so that its slippery to the touch.

A woman then sits on the cock, and spins around with her knee's tucked into her chest.
I got this bitch into my room last night, and we had a great kebab.

Kebabing is well fun mate, you should try it.
by Julio Von Janitor August 07, 2007
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Kebab

(verb) When three or more lesbians with two or more double-headed dildos engage in a vagina-anus-vagina daisy-chain of sorts.
Dude 1: "Where's Kate, Michelle, and Suzanne?"

Dude 2: "In the other room, kebabing."
by lobstalunch February 16, 2010
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Kebabing

1. verb. Agressive oral sex, usually involving multuple women and one man. where the man stacks the women on his penis "like a kebab" (if possible ramming he penis completely through the skull of one woman and into the mouh f the next womam)
Person A: Where has steve gone?
Person B: I saw him walk off with two girls, he is probably kebabing them right now
Person A: Sick!
by bigTJ January 24, 2011
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Corby Kebab

An infamous comestible from Taste of Chilli Kebab House on Occupation Road in Corby. A kebab that literally contains EVERYTHING and weighs about 10 kilos. This thing would give you meat poisoning, and is about 10000 calories. Takes approx. 2 hours to eat. Costs £5. Would safely feed a family of 4 pissheads.

Is the same shape and size as a bottle of pop when wrapped, so you can either eat it or use it to chin someone.

Could also be used as a battering ram to smash your door in when coming home from the pub and you've lost your keys.
"Corby Kebab mate, and chips.. and an ambulance. My heart's failed.."
by Hen Broon July 16, 2009
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kebab neck

when somebody's head is the same width as their neck
wow Jake has a serious case of kebab neck
by aaa1111 March 29, 2016
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