Jook

The action of stabbing someone.
It can be randomly claimed at any time of the day.

"Wahhhh blud you got jooked!"

by Badger Mum July 12, 2009

jooked

jooked means stabbed

"dat bwaii got jooked in tha leg"

by ^-^ April 29, 2006

jook

to have sex, or to fuck someone. used mostly in the creole language (jamaican or belizean ...)

i want to jook her all day everyday

by danny 217 December 9, 2006

jcook

a pedo.
likes hunting,
small children,
and sour war heads.

also, very ugly at times
then "attractive at other times"

"yo sup?"
"i just got e-raped by a jcook"

by c00bz mcchubz April 9, 2008

jookmiff

to milk Cats nipples

the arabian down the street kidnapped my cats and jookmiffed him!!

by Haiwood Jablomi January 2, 2008

jookta

Jookta literally translated means "blah"

"Blah," said Spork.
"Jookta," replied Dougie.

by Dougie May 21, 2004

jhoke

1. Someone who attempts to be funny when they clearly are not.
2. Sue's father, who runs his fingers through his hair.

1. That wasn't funny. you're a jhoke.
2. "He Thinks I'm a Jhoke". *runs hands through hair*

by Suey August 21, 2006