Jook

The action of stabbing someone.
It can be randomly claimed at any time of the day.
"Wahhhh blud you got jooked!"
by Badger Mum July 12, 2009
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Jook

Used mainly in Belfast, Ireland:

Slang for 'Look'. But in an informal, casual manner.

Often follows the word wee.
Have you tried that new noodle bar in town?

No, I had wee jook in the other day but didn't fancy it
by bananafish1 June 10, 2011
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Jook

A Jook is to chode as chode is to jook. A Jook is a small wrinkled ballsack. Commonly seen in conjunction with a chode.
Margaret and Rodger love sucking jook’s at the weekend

‘Rodger’ that was the tastiest jook this week.
by Jook anonymous May 26, 2022
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Jook

Slang for Dog, (Singular)
jooks (plural)

Also a stabbing action: To jook someone
"look at that jook over there"

"i mugged this geeza right off the other day,he wouldn't give up his fone so i jooked him init?"
by Risky March 14, 2005
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Jook

A Gay dude/ person who does gay shit
Oh nah u a jook for doing that gay shit
by SlangGodEddie April 25, 2019
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Jooked

adj.

To be stabbed.
"Get jooked with a spike!"
-Necro
by Kadava September 25, 2003
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jookes

jookes;adj.

an exclamation used to express any feeling of extreme intensity.

i.e. happiness, excitement, fear, anxiety, loneliness.
"jookes. my hair's falling out from all this bleach!"
by aaaddrriiaannaa June 29, 2006
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