Jook

The action of stabbing someone.
It can be randomly claimed at any time of the day.

"Wahhhh blud you got jooked!"

by Badger Mum July 12, 2009

Used mainly in Belfast, Ireland:

Slang for 'Look'. But in an informal, casual manner.

Often follows the word wee.

Have you tried that new noodle bar in town?

No, I had wee jook in the other day but didn't fancy it

by bananafish1 December 07, 2011

A Jook is to chode as chode is to jook. A Jook is a small wrinkled ballsack. Commonly seen in conjunction with a chode.

Margaret and Rodger love sucking jook’s at the weekend

‘Rodger’ that was the tastiest jook this week.

by Jook anonymous May 26, 2022

Slang for Dog, (Singular)
jooks (plural)

Also a stabbing action: To jook someone

"look at that jook over there"

"i mugged this geeza right off the other day,he wouldn't give up his fone so i jooked him init?"

by Risky December 09, 2006

Oh nah u a jook for doing that gay shit

by SlangGodEddie April 24, 2019

Jooked

"Get jooked with a spike!"
-Necro

by Kadava September 25, 2003

jookes;adj.

an exclamation used to express any feeling of extreme intensity.

i.e. happiness, excitement, fear, anxiety, loneliness.

"jookes. my hair's falling out from all this bleach!"

by aaaddrriiaannaa June 30, 2006