Extreme Hobnobbing

Seductively eating a McVitie's Hobnob™ biscuit in slow motion whilst intently making deliberate and consistent eye contact in an unlikely situation.

We were having an intimate moment when Joe pulled out a hobnob and started slowly eating it. I didn't know what to think!

Was banging away last night and decided to do a bit of extreme hobnobbing

I knew my boss was going to fire me, so i had a hobnob prepared!

by Drizlepops December 5, 2018

hobbling pirate

During sex you cum in her eye and kick her in the knee

Last night I did the hobbling pirate to jenny. She threatening to sue

by Swaggett November 7, 2013

The Hobgoblin

A sexual maneuver in which the male grabs one leg and hops on one foot while the female is giving him head.

After the party, Billy and Lucy went to their room and did the hobgoblin.

by mark December 24, 2008

Hobgoblin

Going to a lower class pub and ordering the wrong drink will end up with a hobgoblin. It is when a large gentleman places his fist in a furnace then shoves it up the offenders arse. This advances into a fisting motion until the offenders head reaches the beams on the ceiling of the pub.

Dave, don't worry, i'm already preparing a hobgoblin.

by Walshers52 September 13, 2010

Hobgoblin

An unattractive, short, overweight female.

The hobgoblins were the only ones not asked to the dance.

by Blowfish August 15, 2005

Hobgoblin

An imaginary, illlusory idea. A naive lie based on fantasy. Bullshit. A rather elaborated, but fantastic and hard to believe story, mostly used to fool someone or to cover up the truth. A make-believe lie.

You don't expect me to believe this hobgoblin stuff, do you?

by Ewerton Baldez March 12, 2009

Hobnobbing

A sexual practice where by a male makes a hole in a buscuit (usually a hobnob) inserts his penis through the hole and proceeds to have sex with a partner, causing the buscuit to crumble; both partners then eat the crumbs of biscuit off the others genitals.

Darling I'm feeling hungry and horny fancy a spot of hobnobbing?

by Fuck you that's who September 4, 2016