Homogoblin

A word often confused for haemoglobin. However, not to be confused for a small green homosexual creature, often found in MMPORG's.

My blood contains homogoblin

by DjSatansfury November 17, 2003

The Hobgoblin

A sexual maneuver in which the male grabs one leg and hops on one foot while the female is giving him head.

After the party, Billy and Lucy went to their room and did the hobgoblin.

by mark December 24, 2008

haemogoblin

A woman that sucks the life out of any man she encounters. A song was written about this by UK Hardcore band Chronographs

Holy shit dude! That girl is such a haemogoblin, stay away!

by jonisonfire April 27, 2009

Hobgoblin

Going to a lower class pub and ordering the wrong drink will end up with a hobgoblin. It is when a large gentleman places his fist in a furnace then shoves it up the offenders arse. This advances into a fisting motion until the offenders head reaches the beams on the ceiling of the pub.

Dave, don't worry, i'm already preparing a hobgoblin.

by Walshers52 September 13, 2010

Haemogoblin

Noun

A microscopic parasite which inhabits a humans blood stream, taking the place of oxygen on the red blood cells. Can cause death if left untreated.

Person 1: I've been having some circulation issues recently.
Person 2: Have you been to see a doctor?
Person 1: Yeah. He said I have Haemogoblins.

by who_dares_wins March 17, 2011

Hobgoblin

An unattractive, short, overweight female.

The hobgoblins were the only ones not asked to the dance.

by Blowfish August 15, 2005

Hobgoblin

An imaginary, illlusory idea. A naive lie based on fantasy. Bullshit. A rather elaborated, but fantastic and hard to believe story, mostly used to fool someone or to cover up the truth. A make-believe lie.

You don't expect me to believe this hobgoblin stuff, do you?

by Ewerton Baldez March 12, 2009