hairal 

A person or persons who does something that is out of the ordinary, ignorant, ridiculous, or just plain annoying.

A cop is waving traffic and he directs two cars into an accident. That cop would be reffered to as a hairal. i.e. "That cop was such a hairal!"

hairal by Tom(SkiBum) December 14, 2008

hairicide 

to get a hair cut worse than what you originally had

dude, you commited hairicide!

hairicide by eferdemo February 26, 2015

Event Hairizon 

The exact point in which the accumulation of facial hair shifts from "a few days growth" to a dense enough state that it can no longer be shaved by a standard razor.

Although Adam enjoyed his seasonal camping trip, on his return he was dismayed to find that he had crossed the event hairizon and would need to buy an electric shaver.

Event Hairizon by Robotmike January 19, 2010

_yashiros_hairclips_ 

that one ouran high school fan who was the only one with a Michael Jackson phase but also has cool ppl following them. AKA a whole ass meme page

_yashiros_hairclips_ has too many google form responses

_yashiros_hairclips_ by Skaterkid_ox March 5, 2021

Jojo Siwa’s Hairline 

Non existent

“Jojo Siwa’s Hairline is non existent.”

Jojo Siwa’s Hairline by Jojo Siwa’s Hairline October 17, 2019

Brown Hairing 

Plucking ones ass hair out and placing it on a friend/enemies personal effect, such as a computer keyboard or coffee cup for later discovery. Similar to tea bagging but slightly more pungent.

Garfield was being an ass so I gave his computer mouse a brown hairing.

Brown Hairing by MrPrefect October 5, 2005

Hairly 

Fantastic hair, hair that goes above and beyond extraordinary, royal hair.

Jimi: Man, Ed Harris has such a beautiful shock of red hair.
Mike: Dude, I thought he was bald?
Jimi: No, he's just acting like he's bald, his hair is actually quite hairly.

Hairly by theedingo November 9, 2010