Hartosexual

A fan of Hannah Hart (creator of My Drunk Kitchen). This term is not gender specific.

"You are such an Hartosexual, and there's nothing wrong with that."
"God, I love MDK. I'm soooo Hartosexual!"

by Sophie Sock-Sorter September 7, 2012

HatofWin

A material used in a joke about a gay magician. His magical hat is filled with nineteen penises cut off and put into his hat. Then he yells he has a hat full of win and throws all the penises at the crowd.

I have a hat, a hat full of win! Here is the HatofWin!

by MJ with tits October 19, 2010

Yetzer HaTov

A spirit that one gains at puberty, in Judaism, that tells you to do good and to be loyal to G-d (it's the good inclination). Because of its later birth than the Yetzer HaRa (evil inclination), the Yetzer HaRa is stronger.

My Yetzer HaTov helped me to give money to charity.

by Talmidel July 4, 2008

hafta

Deriving from ‘have to’, or ‘have+{infinitive}’ broken down into ‘have+to+{verb}’ but minus the verb, ‘hafta’ works as a verb-modifying adverb taking the place of the modal-auxilary ‘must’ which means literally ‘to be required to __’. In colloquial speech (as opposed to ‘formal speech’ under which you would not use this word{hafta}}, it means simply to have a strong desire towards, or want for, doing {something}, with the ‘something’ usually seen through the eyes of the speaker as a *necessity* (even if in actuality it is no more than icing on the cake).

Synonyms: haveto, have to, must, ’ve to, oughtta{ought to}, wanna\wanta{want to}, gotta{got to}

See also: musta\must’ve(must have..not nonsensical ‘must of’), shoulda\should’ve{should have..not nonsensical ‘should of’}, ta\tta, -ta\-tta, t‘be

spoiled teen: I just *hafta* have it!!

"I hafta go now.. Talk t‘ya later."

by Victor Van Styn September 4, 2005

Haft

The shortening of the two words have and to. Use ‘to’ after using this word.

Sorry, I can’t. I haft to take my brother to work.

by ligmasurviver July 24, 2018

Hatophile

Someone who steals other folks hats and ejaculates into/onto them.

Bystander 1: That person just stole that guys hat.

Bystander 2: Now look what he's doing to it!

Hatophile: hahaha mehhhehh...

by AlexfaeCleghorn March 14, 2010

Haltom high school

Haltom High School is full of wannabe ass niggas. They swear they in a gang but they was raised in the suburbs. It’s known for people giving top in the stairwells. All the females bad though. Football team sucks but we lit though

Dang you go to Haltom High School? I know you mad

by Bugeyedmf September 8, 2021