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a story or comment that has no point. the story is told with great enthusiasm. the listener waits expectantly to hear the punch line or moral of the story. when it arrives they are left feeling disappointed and deflated that they just wasted 20 minutes listening to a pointless story that is only amusing to the teller.
"I was listening to Stefanie tell me about what happened to her when she was driving home, but it just turned out to be another HAFT."
haft by haftdefiner February 2, 2006
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Haft is a word created by one beautiful A.R.M.Y (bts' fan), it's a mix between the word 'hard' and 'soft' , so if you're a mix of a 'hard' and a 'soft' stan, you're simply a HAFT stan .
"I think you're a haft stan"

"tf is that?"

"it's basically enjoying both hoseok's aegyo and hip thrusts"

"....oh"
Haft by YouBetterFuckingStreamIDOL August 29, 2018
“every morning before school i sold a haft bow, how do you think i won best dresser with no support”
haft bow by Aidan sawatsky August 18, 2019

Deborah Haft 

n. The best thing to come out of Asheville, N.C. since legalized incest.
"Deborah Haft just slappped that bitch for claiming that Ohio is the birth place of flight. Everybody knows it's Kitty Hawk, N.C.!"
Deborah Haft by The Raging Bull April 18, 2005

Hafthor Bjornsson 

Hafthor "The Mountain" Bjornsson is 7-foot Icelandic giant known best for winning World's Strongest Man 2018 and being the world record holder in the deadlift at 501 kilograms, though he has won dozens of major strongman competitions over the past decade, including Europe's Strongest Man, The Arnold Strongman Classic, and Iceland's Strongest Man. He's also taken up a career on Twitch as of recent, earning him another title as "The World's Strongest Gamer". Hafthor Bjornsson also has a notable feud with the World's Saltiest Man, Eddie Hall, who he plans to pummel in the ring in 2021.
Hafthor Bjornsson is the deadlift king.
Bro, Hafthor just did 501 kg, Eddie must be so salty right now.
Deriving from ‘have to’, or ‘have+{infinitive}’ broken down into ‘have+to+{verb}’ but minus the verb, ‘hafta’ works as a verb-modifying adverb taking the place of the modal-auxilary ‘must’ which means literally ‘to be required to __’. In colloquial speech (as opposed to ‘formal speech’ under which you would not use this word{hafta}}, it means simply to have a strong desire towards, or want for, doing {something}, with the ‘something’ usually seen through the eyes of the speaker as a *necessity* (even if in actuality it is no more than icing on the cake).

Synonyms: haveto, have to, must, ’ve to, oughtta{ought to}, wanna\wanta{want to}, gotta{got to}

See also: musta\must’ve(must have..not nonsensical ‘must of’), shoulda\should’ve{should have..not nonsensical ‘should of’}, ta\tta, -ta\-tta, t‘be
spoiled teen: I just *hafta* have it!!

"I hafta go now.. Talk t‘ya later."
hafta by Victor Van Styn September 4, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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