by ligmasurviver July 24, 2018
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"I was listening to Stefanie tell me about what happened to her when she was driving home, but it just turned out to be another HAFT."
by haftdefiner February 2, 2006
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Haft is a word created by one beautiful A.R.M.Y (bts' fan), it's a mix between the word 'hard' and 'soft' , so if you're a mix of a 'hard' and a 'soft' stan, you're simply a HAFT stan .
"I think you're a haft stan"
"tf is that?"
"it's basically enjoying both hoseok's aegyo and hip thrusts"
"....oh"
"tf is that?"
"it's basically enjoying both hoseok's aegyo and hip thrusts"
"....oh"
by YouBetterFuckingStreamIDOL August 29, 2018
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by Aidan sawatsky August 18, 2019
Get the haft bow mug."Deborah Haft just slappped that bitch for claiming that Ohio is the birth place of flight. Everybody knows it's Kitty Hawk, N.C.!"
by The Raging Bull April 18, 2005
Get the Deborah Haft mug.Hafthor "The Mountain" Bjornsson is 7-foot Icelandic giant known best for winning World's Strongest Man 2018 and being the world record holder in the deadlift at 501 kilograms, though he has won dozens of major strongman competitions over the past decade, including Europe's Strongest Man, The Arnold Strongman Classic, and Iceland's Strongest Man. He's also taken up a career on Twitch as of recent, earning him another title as "The World's Strongest Gamer". Hafthor Bjornsson also has a notable feud with the World's Saltiest Man, Eddie Hall, who he plans to pummel in the ring in 2021.
Hafthor Bjornsson is the deadlift king.
Bro, Hafthor just did 501 kg, Eddie must be so salty right now.
Bro, Hafthor just did 501 kg, Eddie must be so salty right now.
by Big Man Gordon May 7, 2020
Get the Hafthor Bjornsson mug.Deriving from ‘have to’, or ‘have+{infinitive}’ broken down into ‘have+to+{verb}’ but minus the verb, ‘hafta’ works as a verb-modifying adverb taking the place of the modal-auxilary ‘must’ which means literally ‘to be required to __’. In colloquial speech (as opposed to ‘formal speech’ under which you would not use this word{hafta}}, it means simply to have a strong desire towards, or want for, doing {something}, with the ‘something’ usually seen through the eyes of the speaker as a *necessity* (even if in actuality it is no more than icing on the cake).
Synonyms: haveto, have to, must, ’ve to, oughtta{ought to}, wanna\wanta{want to}, gotta{got to}
See also: musta\must’ve(must have..not nonsensical ‘must of’), shoulda\should’ve{should have..not nonsensical ‘should of’}, ta\tta, -ta\-tta, t‘be
Synonyms: haveto, have to, must, ’ve to, oughtta{ought to}, wanna\wanta{want to}, gotta{got to}
See also: musta\must’ve(must have..not nonsensical ‘must of’), shoulda\should’ve{should have..not nonsensical ‘should of’}, ta\tta, -ta\-tta, t‘be
by Victor Van Styn September 4, 2005
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