nuterbate

when you masturbate so hard that when you nut you travel to the quantum realm for a moment

i think i came so damn hard it was probably a nuterbate, damn that felt good

by kuul juul May 9, 2019

[facerbate]

while creeping on the wonderous world of Facebook one jacks off to a girl's updated facebook pictures

that girl from our class is hot...i totally facerbate her all the time

by Jon Niner March 12, 2009

Faturbate

The act of using your inner thigh fat to masturbate.

Dude 1: Yo, last night I got bored so I decided to faturbate.
Dude 2: That's gross dude.

by Mutheryucka March 4, 2016

Fasterbate

When someone knocks on the bathroom door thinking you are taking a shit when you are jacking off instead. You hurry up because you know they are waiting to use the bathroom.

Stupid fucking asshold kept jiggling the door handle when I was using the bathroom. I had to Fasterbate and finish thanks to that cocksucker.

by xanadude313 September 7, 2019

Flusterbated

I.E. mad masterbation

I flusterbated because I was upset with my partner.

by Team FUKU November 1, 2020

furrbate

Masterbation strictly to Furries

Nick prefers to furrbate daily

by TheWitchyOne July 8, 2021

Flusterbate

(verb) /fləs-tər-bāt/

To get so turned on mid-conversation that you lose track of what you were saying and just mentally check into an X-rated daydream.

She said “power dynamic,” and I flusturbated so hard I forgot my own name. Flusterbate.

by CtrlAltDeLICK March 26, 2025