xanadude313's definitions
CBD Republican who backs the Waukesha commercial powergrab gerrymandering bushwahackers from the Port of Edward. Three-time strike out champion running as a conservationist who has hopped aboard the Shoelace Express.
"Did you hear about the Portly Edward? Shipped out three CBD bottles to Tuscaloo, Iowa. Said so on his Facebook. What a goon.
by xanadude313 October 13, 2019
Get the The Portly Edwardmug. When someone knocks on the bathroom door thinking you are taking a shit when you are jacking off instead. You hurry up because you know they are waiting to use the bathroom.
Stupid fucking asshold kept jiggling the door handle when I was using the bathroom. I had to Fasterbate and finish thanks to that cocksucker.
by xanadude313 September 7, 2019
Get the Fasterbatemug. A Deputy Director of a Cannabis activism group who has no clue how to operate according to Robert's Rules of Order. Commonly found in the Madison, WI Capitol ruining Cannabis legalization by acting like a total moron during Lobby Day
"Deputy Dipshit told a cop he was a local celebrity to get out of a traffic ticket. The cop fined him double instead. What a fucking total dipshit!"
by xanadude313 July 27, 2019
Get the Deputy Dipshitmug. by xanadude313 August 20, 2019
Get the Douche Mittenmug. Cannabis Advocate who is a politician who doesn't use Cannabis. They are only in the legalization arena to make a name for themselves.
The Wisconsin Capitol was blasting sophistry today. The CBD Czargent is all for legalization with no regulation. Bro, Do you even smoke?
by xanadude313 September 2, 2019
Get the The CBD Czargentmug. Someone who acts their polar opposite on social media who would not behave so reckless in a public setting.
Dude. My friend keeps popping up in my news feed with the stupidest shit! They are such an avatard!!!
by xanadude313 April 26, 2021
Get the Avatardmug. by xanadude313 August 14, 2019
Get the Part-ardedmug.