Definitions by xanadude313

Avatard 

Someone who acts their polar opposite on social media who would not behave so reckless in a public setting.

Dude. My friend keeps popping up in my news feed with the stupidest shit! They are such an avatard!!!

Avatard by xanadude313 April 26, 2021

The Portly Edward

CBD Republican who backs the Waukesha commercial powergrab gerrymandering bushwahackers from the Port of Edward. Three-time strike out champion running as a conservationist who has hopped aboard the Shoelace Express.

"Did you hear about the Portly Edward? Shipped out three CBD bottles to Tuscaloo, Iowa. Said so on his Facebook. What a goon.

The Portly Edward by xanadude313 October 13, 2019

Fasterbate 

When someone knocks on the bathroom door thinking you are taking a shit when you are jacking off instead. You hurry up because you know they are waiting to use the bathroom.

Stupid fucking asshold kept jiggling the door handle when I was using the bathroom. I had to Fasterbate and finish thanks to that cocksucker.

Fasterbate by xanadude313 September 7, 2019

The CBD Czargent 

Cannabis Advocate who is a politician who doesn't use Cannabis. They are only in the legalization arena to make a name for themselves.

The Wisconsin Capitol was blasting sophistry today. The CBD Czargent is all for legalization with no regulation. Bro, Do you even smoke?

The CBD Czargent by xanadude313 September 2, 2019

the Shoelace Express 

A Short-lived Wisconsin Cannabis rogue Quorum Director who blasts sophistry at the Wisconsin Capitol, but forgets to pay the parking meter so his stupid fucking ass gets his truck towed.

Hey bro, can you float me $500? I was at the Capitol speaking sophistry and forgot to pay the meter. I'm stuck in five o'clock rush hour taking the Shoelace Express.

the Shoelace Express by xanadude313 August 31, 2019

Douche Mitten 

A guy who loves getting pegged by radical feminists

That stupid fucker works at Target. What a Douche Mitten.

Douche Mitten by xanadude313 August 20, 2019

Part-arded 

Someone who is only partially retarded.

"Life is better when you are only part-arded. It's like being paraplegic versus quadraplegic."

Part-arded by xanadude313 August 14, 2019