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The process of pumeling an idoitic, lifeless, souless, pile-of goo into meaningless pulp! Usually, with a big, hairy WOMBAT! This is could for someone should serve that person a ROYAL BEATDOWN!
Man, that CHOAD just pisses me off, I think its time for a FURRBAT!
FURRBAT by WRR February 6, 2008
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Masturbating to a fanfiction with animals (Zootopia, Lion King, Ice Age, etc.)
I furbated hard to that fanfiction!
he/she is a furbater.
(Official Definition)
furbate by GEntertainment May 15, 2016

furratechophobic 

One unduly fearful of the technological means in use by furry creatures.
(talking about "pet locator" Bluetooth Low Energy beacons)
I'm gonna install one on my cat too and if you disagree, you're simply furratechophobic.
furratechophobic by vegii August 17, 2019
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026