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fucktup

Totally screwed up! Because your life is a mess and you are lost in your mind. Or something that is fucktup, a machine or your oldish car that doesn't work properly.
His face was a complete mess! It was totally fucktup!

I'm fucktup

My car is fucktup, neva mind
by kahanui August 13, 2007
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fuckupapotamus

A person that cosistantly fails at any attempt to aid others.
Mike tried to help this old lady across the street and accidently tripped her, what a fuckupapotamus.
by dave the dragon July 23, 2010
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fuckupational hazard

A co-worker or other company contact who is completely useless.
"Dammit that new PR guy is a fuckupational hazard!"
by nonplussed February 23, 2017
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fukushima fuckup

When you fuck up so bad you have to get government help before you reveal the total sum of fuck up
The epic japan earthquake tsunami fukushima fuckup of 2011
by yaktownwelder March 31, 2011
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fuckup

1. a fuckup is a complete abomination to the human race. somebody who is constantly doing things that are looked down and frowned upon. A fuckup never learns from their mistakes, and will continue to do them.
2. fuckup can also be used as a term of endearment between two friends in a funny situation that makes one of the people appear to be a complete idiot. it may not be used often, but adds comic relief to any situation. the person on the receiving end of this term, will not be offend even though it may be seen as inappropriate, usually the "fuckup" will be laughing or in shock from hear said term actually be used.
1. guy 1 "Why the hell did you cut me off and make me rear-end you?"

guy 2 " I need to turn in a few miles, this seemed like a good time to get in your lane. This always seems to happen to me!"

guy 1 "You Fuckup, where did u learn to drive?"

2. girl 1 "what are u trying to write, it looks like Lohn"

guy 1 " it says John what are you retarded?"

girl 1 " the J is backwards you fuckup! This is why i love you"
by AQlaxBRO December 20, 2010
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fuckup

To ruin or spoil, especially through stupidity.
Did you fuckup the computer?
by Brad February 3, 2003
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fuckup-ance

When your comuppance is a fuck up.

The bad karma you receive after you fuck up something for somebody else.
This generally occurs when the other party involved wishes ill intentions on you.
Julias Caesar: "To: Brute, your fuckup-ance will come".
by Damiano DeMonte November 6, 2007
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