3 definitions by AQlaxBRO
1. a fuckup is a complete abomination to the human race. somebody who is constantly doing things that are looked down and frowned upon. A fuckup never learns from their mistakes, and will continue to do them.
2. fuckup can also be used as a term of endearment between two friends in a funny situation that makes one of the people appear to be a complete idiot. it may not be used often, but adds comic relief to any situation. the person on the receiving end of this term, will not be offend even though it may be seen as inappropriate, usually the "fuckup" will be laughing or in shock from hear said term actually be used.
2. fuckup can also be used as a term of endearment between two friends in a funny situation that makes one of the people appear to be a complete idiot. it may not be used often, but adds comic relief to any situation. the person on the receiving end of this term, will not be offend even though it may be seen as inappropriate, usually the "fuckup" will be laughing or in shock from hear said term actually be used.
1. guy 1 "Why the hell did you cut me off and make me rear-end you?"
guy 2 " I need to turn in a few miles, this seemed like a good time to get in your lane. This always seems to happen to me!"
guy 1 "You Fuckup, where did u learn to drive?"
2. girl 1 "what are u trying to write, it looks like Lohn"
guy 1 " it says John what are you retarded?"
girl 1 " the J is backwards you fuckup! This is why i love you"
guy 2 " I need to turn in a few miles, this seemed like a good time to get in your lane. This always seems to happen to me!"
guy 1 "You Fuckup, where did u learn to drive?"
2. girl 1 "what are u trying to write, it looks like Lohn"
guy 1 " it says John what are you retarded?"
girl 1 " the J is backwards you fuckup! This is why i love you"
by AQlaxBRO December 17, 2010
An extraordinary type of laxtitute. A laxtitute that will give up playing ladies' lax to get closer to the men's team. Since she cannot be on the men's team, she finds an excuse to be on the sidelines at all times: to chill with the bros. By keeping the stats for the bros on the team, a laxstatstitute is able to grow closer to said bros. While being able to look on from the sidelines, laxstatsitutes are able to talk lax and talk bros with fellow laxstatstitutes without seeming creepy while the bros are getting GB's(groundballs). Laxstatstitutes are often seen wearing flipflops, shortshorts, and a lax pinnie from the team they are recording GBs for.
Bro 1 "Who's the girl standing on the sidelines at all the lax games?"
Bro 2 "Oh,the one in the flip flops and pinnie? That is (insert laxstatstitute's name here), she used to be the goalie for our ladies' team. Her brother played lax for us last year, he had flow like you wouldn't believe, her whole family is a dynasty at this school. I don't know why she is there. I think she is our new stat girl, but she looks like a laxtitute."
Bro 3 "Yeah, she is our laxstatstitute, she counts the GBs for the bros."
Bro 2 "Oh,the one in the flip flops and pinnie? That is (insert laxstatstitute's name here), she used to be the goalie for our ladies' team. Her brother played lax for us last year, he had flow like you wouldn't believe, her whole family is a dynasty at this school. I don't know why she is there. I think she is our new stat girl, but she looks like a laxtitute."
Bro 3 "Yeah, she is our laxstatstitute, she counts the GBs for the bros."
by AQlaxBRO December 8, 2010
Pulling an Erbland (verb) the act of ignoring your friends, or leaving them at a social gathering after a period of time, in order to pursue girls you have no interest in, except for casual conversation. This act can be done immediately upon arrival or can be done after approximately five minutes of being with your friends. The perpetrator will always tell you he or she will return in a little bit, however this is never the case, you should just say your goodbyes at the moment of departure, because you will not see them for several days after they have "pulled an erbland."
man 1 "oh man whats up glad you came to the party"
man 2 "yeah bro thanks for the invite. ill be right back i just need to go say hello to (insert random person). Ill be right back."
man 1 "dude, don't pull an erbland!"
man 2 " nah bro ill be right back"
**If man 2 doesn't return, he is Pulling an Erbland.**
man 2 "yeah bro thanks for the invite. ill be right back i just need to go say hello to (insert random person). Ill be right back."
man 1 "dude, don't pull an erbland!"
man 2 " nah bro ill be right back"
**If man 2 doesn't return, he is Pulling an Erbland.**
by AQlaxBRO September 15, 2010