Definitions by yaktownwelder

fukushima fuckup 

When you fuck up so bad you have to get government help before you reveal the total sum of fuck up

The epic japan earthquake tsunami fukushima fuckup of 2011

fukushima fuckup by yaktownwelder March 31, 2011

smashed bigfoot 

When a drunk person dressed like bigfoot walks across a rural road in front of cars at night to give the idea of a drunk bigfoot wondering around camp sites stealing beer

Man did you see that smashed bigfoot leaving that camp site I think he looted all there beer and took off

smashed bigfoot by yaktownwelder January 21, 2010

smashed ham sandwich 

When a woman fist's herself in the ass commonly done in front of a group or partner for awe inspiring or gross out effect

Sam:You missed a great party liz showed us the smashed ham sandwich and bob was puked everywhere

smashed ham sandwich by yaktownwelder January 20, 2010