3 definitions by yaktownwelder

1
When a drunk person dressed like bigfoot walks across a rural road in front of cars at night to give the idea of a drunk bigfoot wondering around camp sites stealing beer
Man did you see that smashed bigfoot leaving that camp site I think he looted all there beer and took off
by yaktownwelder January 21, 2010
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2
When a woman fist's herself in the ass commonly done in front of a group or partner for awe inspiring or gross out effect
Sam:You missed a great party liz showed us the smashed ham sandwich and bob was puked everywhere
by yaktownwelder January 20, 2010
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When you fuck up so bad you have to get government help before you reveal the total sum of fuck up
The epic japan earthquake tsunami fukushima fuckup of 2011
by yaktownwelder March 15, 2011
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