Facemonger

Noun: A face-hugger from Aliens or Aliens vs Predators that has an erect penis instead of a egg depositer on its underside.

Prey 1:"AAAAH FACEMONGER RUN AWAY"
Prey 2:"Well atleast it wont get you pregnant with aliens"

by rexus7 October 28, 2010

fuckfingers

Term used by a dumbass who has no better comeback and no one knows what he means. Mostly used by people named Matt/Matthew.

Patrick: Matt you’re a fag
Matt: Well you have fuckfingers

*everyone in room looking at Matt confused*

by Jake1717 March 13, 2018

Fuckmonkey

A black person trying to get in as many women as he can find

Look at that fuckmonkey over there trying to steal my girlfriend.

by Antshaq June 5, 2019

fuckmonster

the monster who tries buttfucking you when you drop something on the floor (not dat ass)

yo this fuckmonster makin my back ache

by sumsarious the III February 14, 2023

Fuckfinger

Basically another word for “middle finger”

Kyle: “Dude, Kenny gave me the fuckfinger!”
Alex: “Damn, bro!”

by 🍳🧈 September 1, 2024

Cuckmonger

One who sells products to those anxious about their masculinity, or products that promise to confer masculinity. Masculinity is often coded as: patriotism, nationalism, militarism, or conservatism. Products marketed to be gender-affirming (masculine) or to aid in gender conformity as performance.

"Steve, what is up with your diaper bag?"

"You dig it? It's a TACTICAL diaper bag. It has the same silent velcro SWAT teams use!"

"No Steve. I do not on any level dig it. Stop making cuckmongers rich with your masculinity anxiety. You know that shit's contagious right"?
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"Did you know Bounce makes dryer sheets for men"?

"What a bunch of cuckmongers."

by NoTimeforInfinity July 26, 2024

fuckinger

A combination of fucking and fucker

Man, that fuckinger cut me off and almost ran me off the road!

by edw007 July 20, 2025